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Aug 15, 2003 12:56 PM

Blonde joke again


Who's The Dummy?

A young ventriloquist is doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he is going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the third row stands up and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you that keep women like me from being respected at work in in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but all women in general... and all in the name of humor!"


The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to the little jerk on your knee!"


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No. 1
from debralynn
Old Aug 15, 2003, 01:13 PM

(funny, but lets be careful about those Arkansas jokes)
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from EE2NP
Old Aug 15, 2003, 01:24 PM

..........and then there's the one about the blonde who goes into the fabric store to buy some fabric so she can make some curtains for her computer screen. When the clerk inquired why she'd want to do this she replied, " well I do have Windows you know......"
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