Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table when a very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the
dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice
came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON,
I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other
answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb... but men are all the same
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