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Jul 17, 2004 10:09 AM

Blonde Gambler


Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table when a very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the
dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice
came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON,
I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other
answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb... but men are all the same


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5 Comments
No. 1
from Altra
Old Jul 17, 2004, 02:44 PM



Good one ...
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No. 2
Old Jul 18, 2004, 11:06 AM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

You got me!
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No. 3
from Chevelle
Old Jul 23, 2004, 09:09 PM

Maybe if I don't get into nursing school for this fall...I can take up a career in gambling.....
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No. 4
Old Jul 24, 2004, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Chevelle
Maybe if I don't get into nursing school for this fall...I can take up a career in gambling.....
Cool!

Let us know where you'll be playing.
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No. 5
from Chevelle
Old Jul 24, 2004, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by LarryG
Cool!

Let us know where you'll be playing.
Follow the crowd!!
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