406,215 Nurses talking about nursing
allnurses Network: Central | Nursing Jobs | Nursing Books | Newsletter
allnurses: A Nursing Community for Nurses
Home General News Blogs Articles Students Region Specialty Degrees Picks Help
Nursing Humor - Share your jokes and funny stories /

Black testicles



Did You Know?
allnurses is the largest community for nurses on the web. We now have 406,215 members! Join today to learn, network, laugh, and share with nurses.
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >

May 18, 2009 07:07 PM

Black testicles


A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
hour, surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very
closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?


Share

Search Tags
None
Top

3 Readers Gave Kudos

 
 
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
Reply
11 Comments
No. 1
from 2ndwind
Old May 18, 2009, 07:20 PM

Love Re: Black testicles
Top
 
No. 2
from JanisM
Old May 19, 2009, 12:17 AM

Default Re: Black testicles
love it!
Top
 
No. 3
Old May 19, 2009, 07:23 AM

Default Re: Black testicles
That's too much!!
Top
 
No. 4
Old May 19, 2009, 08:51 AM

Default Re: Black testicles
Saw that one before ! LOL ! I would be so embarrassed.
Top
 
No. 5
Old Jun 04, 2009, 08:50 PM

Default Re: Black testicles
thats the funniest thing i have heard all week!!
Top
 
No. 6
from caliotter3
Old Jun 04, 2009, 09:04 PM

Default Re: Black testicles
Ahh. Brought a smile to my face!
Top
 
No. 7
from pilya00
Old Jun 13, 2009, 11:08 AM

Default Re: Black testicles
Top
 
No. 8
from chicookie
Old Jun 16, 2009, 05:50 AM

Default Re: Black testicles
ROFL.

oh that was great.
Top
 
No. 9
from tishirajan
Old Jun 16, 2009, 11:33 AM

Default Re: Black testicles
:lol::lol:.....that is way to funny!!!!
Top
 
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
Reply




Thread Tools


Who's Online
361 members
3,567 guests
3,928

Get the hottest nursing topics of the week. Subscribe to the allnurses.com Newsletter.
Enter email address:

32

New standard of care? (Warning: adult content)

55

CRNA making better pay than Primary Care Physicians..

18

The Hazards of Bed Rails

9

Ignored By Nurses Dying Man Telephones Police For Water -

15

RN dies after Med Spa Treatment

5

Senate Panel To Investigate LTC Deaths

39

Handcuffed Nurse settles for $78,000

7

Three way kidney Transplant


2

I am meant to be a nurse.

0

A Nursing Students’ Convocation Address to Families,...

3

Why i have chosen nursing as a career

6

Patients' Perceptions of Nurses' Skill

7

Murphy's law experienced

28

On the Edge

14

On the other side of the IV

66

Pregnant in Nursing School....

8

Community-Based Nursing

13

The Patient Nurse





Sponsored Links

Currently Reading This Page: 1 (0 members & 1 guests)



Site Map | Boards of Nursing | Terms Of Service | Privacy | Advertise | Contact Us | Newsletter | Copyright © 1996-2010 allnurses.com INC