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No. 10
Old Dec 02, 2007, 11:47 AM

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The needle actually bounced off of the pt and thank god he was a very nice man. He laughed at the whole thing. During second year I had ended up with the same guy and when I had to give him a shot, he started cracking up, told me the story (I already knew about, had a big lecture about not throwing needles at pts) He still said it was his best day ever in the hospital. lol
Glad to hear that the pt was okay.
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No. 11
from Starr1966
Old Dec 03, 2007, 05:14 AM

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That is so funny. Good thing the patient had a good sense of humor. I'll bet the SN was so embarrased though.
Wanda
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No. 12
from nurz2be
Old Dec 03, 2007, 11:35 AM

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As most of you know there are 2 types of "old-style" thermometers, oral and rectal, only upon close scrutiny do you see the differences between the 2, especially if you are new and nervous. Well, we were on clinical rounds and the nurse handed the student next to me a thermometer from her pocket and instructed her to take the temperature of the patient in a certain room and bed. Well, the student had not come out of the room as promptly as the nurse thought was right and went in. About 2 seconds later she came out of the room red and laughing until I thought she was gonna pass out. The student came out with her head down and nearly in tears. Come to find out that when the nurse entered the room the student had the thermometer in the patient's MOUTH, only to find that it was and had frequently been used as a rectal thermometer...... OMG the poor student. The nurse didn't tell her until they were in the hallway what had happened as not to embarrass her or make the patient upset.
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No. 13
Old Dec 04, 2007, 05:30 PM

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wow, Poor nursing student. I hope she was okay after that incident. That's why I always check anything before I use it. This includes thermometers!
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No. 14
from BeeSN
Old Dec 05, 2007, 02:26 PM

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Oh, this cracks me up. I've been reading funny stories for days. Nothing too hilarious has happened to me, but I'll tell you that some of the funniest people you will ever care for are the elderly.

When I was in the local LTC facility during my first ever clinical, (we were there for four weeks, then the hospital for four weeks). We had this lady, sweet as pie, who we called "the wanderer" because she liked to get out of her room and walk around the halls. I never heard her say a word, but I was always the one who took her back to her room.

I would link my arm through hers and try to engage her in conversation while walking her down the hall. She got into this weird habit, where anytime she'd see me, she'd push my glasses up on my nose and give me a big smile.

It cracked up anyone who saw it, 'specially that she did it all the time with me, and never said a word!
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Old Dec 09, 2007, 10:09 AM
Updated Dec 09, 2007 at 08:38 PM by Elvish

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No. 16
Old Dec 09, 2007, 10:10 AM

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Oh, this cracks me up. I've been reading funny stories for days. Nothing too hilarious has happened to me, but I'll tell you that some of the funniest people you will ever care for are the elderly.

When I was in the local LTC facility during my first ever clinical, (we were there for four weeks, then the hospital for four weeks). We had this lady, sweet as pie, who we called "the wanderer" because she liked to get out of her room and walk around the halls. I never heard her say a word, but I was always the one who took her back to her room.

I would link my arm through hers and try to engage her in conversation while walking her down the hall. She got into this weird habit, where anytime she'd see me, she'd push my glasses up on my nose and give me a big smile.

It cracked up anyone who saw it, 'specially that she did it all the time with me, and never said a word!
wow! What an interesting pt. She would smile, but never say a word...
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No. 17
from Gauge
Old Dec 16, 2007, 12:17 AM
Updated Nov 08, 2008 at 07:29 PM by donsterRN

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During my next to last clinical this semester in nursing school I had a very persistent old lady who didn't talk much unless it was to try and boss you around. After going around all day listening to her try to be my boss it was finally time for her beauty shop appointment. Well I started to walk beside her to her appointment and we got about half way there when she looked up at me and said:

"I smell ****, do you smell ****?"

I just smiled and said yeah I smell that. It was the funniest thing ever, I couldn't help but laugh. She is kind of a crabby old lady, but they say whatever comes to their mind.
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No. 18
Old Dec 16, 2007, 01:29 AM

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One of the funniest things I have ever heard about a SN doing was one who was asked to check a pedal pulse . . . It had to be explained that a pedal pulse is not a "penile pulse" You can just use your imagination there . . . I wonder what the poor patient was thinking at that time . . . .
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No. 19
from rannRN
Old Nov 06, 2008, 08:58 PM

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I had a friend once, she asked me to help her do a procedure, I was curious what it was because she asked me to be there. To my surprise, she was going to do penile prep for a male cath insertion. I was going to ask the patient if it was okay for me to be there, I couldn't say a word as I looked in his face, he was smiling so hard, as if seeing angels. I just stood away laughing, looking at the man smiling at my friend.. HAHAHAHAHA.. it scared me though
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