Becoming A Real Man

  1. I received this in an email today and thought I'd share it. I'm not fond of male-bashing and hope not to insult any of our male colleagues here, but some of the "Courses" are kind of cute.

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    A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that
    many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man.

    That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too can be a real man- as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts).

    Please take a moment to look over the program outline!

    FIRST YEAR

    Autumn Schedule:

    MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
    MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
    MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
    MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

    Winter Schedule:

    MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
    MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
    MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
    EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
    EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
    ECON 100A What's Hers, is Hers

    Spring Schedule:

    MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
    MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
    MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
    MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
    ECON 001C What Was Yours, is Hers!

    SECOND YEAR

    Autumn Schedule:

    SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
    SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake,Take a Shower
    SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
    MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

    Elective:

    (See Electives Below.)

    Winter Schedule:

    MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
    MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
    MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
    MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
    MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

    Spring Schedule:

    MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
    MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
    MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
    MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
    MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

    Course Electives:

    EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
    EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
    EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
    MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
    MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
    MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
    ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

    Just a thought for all the women out there:

    MENtal illness
    MENstrual cramps
    MENtal breakdown
    MENopause
    GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)

    Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN????

    ...and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy!


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    :kiss to all the men out there-- We love you!
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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   debbyed
    I love it, but my husband was not amused

    :zzzzz :chuckle :zzzzz
  4. by   DougD1
    Been here and done this-
    ECON 001C What Was Yours, is Hers, I think it is Divorce 101 also!!
    For the ladies matriculation I offer:
    Graceful aging 101: When a wrinkle is a tragedy
    Health 101: Have you thought that maybe this might help that headache?
  5. by   lisadavis
    DougD1 very good, a funny response without stooping to meanness. thank you.:chuckle
  6. by   magicman
    Begging ISN'T condisered foreplay????? Darn!!!!! I need to maybe think about taking this program!! Hahaha
    Very good!
  7. by   micro
    cute thread.........male bashing........then you got female bashing.........but is that politically correct...............

    k' I will make a stab at it.........and I am a female...........

    fem101 you are not always right, just cause you are XX
    fem102 acceptance, it is okay not to be Pamela Lee
    fem103 but don't dish another XX, cause she has blue eyes
    and you don't...we all in this together
    fem104 it is okay to be feminine
    fem105 with age comes wisdom
    fem106 men are people too
    fem107 you are entitled to every feeling, emotion and
    thought that you have and need to be
    heard.......but make it succinct.......(most of the time)
    but then again.........sometimes you need to
    dialogue.........dialogue is good!!!!!


    dishin fem's.........no chkling at the whole men/women thing.................

    micro is a woman.........
  8. by   judy ann
    Scientists have discovered a ligitimate reason for male problems --it is the presence of the Y chromosome.

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