Baby Polar Bear

One day, a baby polar bear asks his mother "Mommy, am I really a polar bear?" "Of course your are dear" replies mommy. So, the baby goes off to play.

A few days later, the baby polar bear approaches his father, and says "Daddy, are you and mommy really polar bears?" And daddy responds "Of course, son, mommy and I are really polar bears. That's why you are a polar bear." And again, baby goes off to play.

A few days later still, at breakfast, the baby asks mommy and daddy together "Are grandma and grandpa really polar bears?" Tiring of this line of qustions, daddy answers "Son, grandma and grandpa are really polar bears! Your mother and I are REALLY polar bears! YOU ARE REALLY A POLAR BEAR!!! Why do you keep asking about this?"

And baby says:



























"CAUSE I'M F--ING FREEZING!!!!!

KM