As I lay on my bed, thinking about you....

  1. As I lay on my bed, thinking about you,
    I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

    You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body... you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.

    Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you.

    Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you......................
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    you blood sucking mosquito.

    http://www.arionauro.com.br/animados1.htm
    Last edit by NRSKarenRN on Jun 22, '03
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  2. 11 Comments

  3. by   nowplayingEDRN
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  4. by   funnygirl_rn
    Heeeeeeeeeehee!

    :roll
  5. by   rnnurse2be
    Bawhawwwww now how many out there were thinking naughty thoughts??? Not me... (Innocent look)
  6. by   ShelleyERgirl
    Me, I was definitely thinking naughty thoughts, yep totally in the gutter!
  7. by   NRSKarenRN
    Sent this to one of my HS pals. His response:"You Frightened the day lights out of me !!!"

    Will be seeing each other for first time in 10 yrs at 30th reunion this fall and having torrid email correspondence since reconnected over reunion planning. Husband thinks I'm nuts when I fall out of chair laughing at computer screen/jokes.

    Have losts to share this week from our humor forumn.
  8. by   nowplayingEDRN
    Originally posted by navynurse29
    Me, I was definitely thinking naughty thoughts, yep totally in the gutter!
    navy,

    I was so far in the gutter by the second line it wasn't funny...but then I am usually in some in the gutter on one level or another....it's how I keep my sanity.
  9. by   Ted
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle

    Good one!

    Ted
  10. by   ShelleyERgirl
    Originally posted by UntamedSpirit
    navy,

    I was so far in the gutter by the second line it wasn't funny...but then I am usually in some in the gutter on one level or another....it's how I keep my sanity.
    Girl, I can totally relate. Sometimes my potty humor can get me in trouble but that's okay, I just come here and vent on all you fine people! Lucky you!
  11. by   live4today
    :chuckle NurseKaren......you never cease to amaze me woman! :chuckle

    You'd make a good romance novelist....or whoever wrote that! I love it!
  12. by   NRSKarenRN
    Don't know author--think Hoolahan forwarded to me. Can't take credit.
  13. by   jnette
    Sheeeeeeeeeesh !!!

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