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Aug 31, 2003 05:39 AM

Another Oldie, but Still a Goodie


Nurse Practitioner: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Nurse Practitioner: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?

Nurse Practitioner: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.


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No. 1
from SnowieRN
Old Sep 01, 2003, 03:02 AM

HAHA i like that one
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from Brownms46
Old Sep 01, 2003, 02:33 PM

Thanks SnowieRN! To me it reminded me of not asking how bad can it get.
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