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Apr 10, 2000 11:39 AM

an aspirin a day...

by laugh

"Doctor, Is it true that taking an aspirin every day
prevents heart attacks?"

"Yes, to prevent a heart attack take one aspirin
every day. Take it out for a jog, take it to the gym,
take it for a bike ride,,,,,"

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