At the hospital I work at, part of my job as noc house ward clerk is to give the main switchboard operator a lunchbreak. While at the switchboard the other night I received a call from a rather nervous, rather young sounding teenager:
Me: "Good morning (insert name of institution here), may I help you?"
Teenager: "Yeah, I just got a question....um...uh...when's the...uh...best...er...most likely time for a girl to get pregnant?"
What I wanted to say: "Well, from the sound of it, about 20 minutes ago!"
Cracked up laughing after that call
Mar 1, '04
And if he doesn't know the answer to that fundamental question, why the heck is he having sex?
Mar 4, '04
that's what I'd like to know, steph!