Alternative Medical Dictionary

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These are just some funny definitions that can cause a few laughs...please add yours to the mix....Enjoy

Alzheimer's disease

Ahhhh...ummmm....sorry, it's gone again

Amenorrhea

The result of spending too much time in church. A couple of weeks in Vegas usually eliminates the symptoms.

Cerebral hemorrhage

The thinking mans hemorrhage

Club foot

The inevitable result of too many nights on the dance-club floor. A simple remedy for this is particular ailment is marriage.

DysPEPSIa

A type of indigestion brought on by over-consumption of one particular fizzy cola beverage

Elephantiasis

A strange birth defect in which the sufferer has a body part that would be more in keeping with an elephant, rather than a human. Some get big feet, the well-known "Elephant man" had the trunk, and, of course, the elusive Media stars.....

Irritable bowel syndrome

A condition that may develop when a bowel has had a real gut-full of all the sh** it has to deal with

Middle ear infection

This is rarely seen; mainly because most people have only a left ear and a right ear. But for those lucky enough to have one in the middle, watch out, it might get infected

Stye

Normally a place where pigs and teenagers live. So, you want to hope that you don't get one of these in your eye on the night of the big date....