I got this anecdote off of my Medical Bloopers Calendar:
"I was working triage in the ER when a patient came in to see the psych social worker. The patient was obviously agitated, so I asked him why he hadn't been taking his medications. He replied 'Sometimes I do but sometimes I don't because some times I feel like a nut and sometimes I don't.'"
I had to share this with all of you because after I read it I was ROFLMAO!!!!!!