alien poop man

had a young man of ? india decent, come into the er...wouldn't look me in the eye and had vaque complaints. Finally decided that he thought maybe there were bugs in his poop. Told him to go into the bathroom and give us a sample...usually people give one or two scoops...not him! Packed the thing to the top...then told us he needed to leave right away for a....job interview, that's right, I have a JOB INTERVIEW! (guy looked like he'd never held a job in his life!) About an hour later, I get this phone call from the same guy. He asks "are they going to run ALL the tests on my poop?" I ask what do you mean? (oh stupid me). He says...they need to run ALL the tests because that is NOT MY POOP! I say, but you put it in the container. (oh stupid me again!). He says someone PUT THAT POOP INTO ME AND IT IS NOT MINE! Thus, he was ever known as ...the alien poop guy.