AIDS

Did you know seniors are the nations leading carriers of AIDS?

Hearing-AIDS
Band-AIDS
Rol-AIDS
Walking-AIDS
Medical-AIDS
Government-AIDS
Most of all - Monetary=AID to their kids.

The golden years have come at last - I cannot see, I cannot pee, I cannot chew, I cannot screw. My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, no sense of smell, I look like h---! My body is drooping, got trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last.....
The golden years can kiss my ass!