Advance Directives/Living Wills

  1. Received this at work this morning. Hoping one of the Miami Ink artists will tattoo this on my back.

    Enjoy.....

    MAXINE'S (the comic strip/hallmark card) LIVING WILL


    I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:


    Glass of wine

    Chocolate


    Margarita

    Chocolate
    Martini
    Cold Beer
    Chocolate
    Chicken fried steak
    Cream Gravy
    Chocolate
    Mexican food
    Chocolate
    French fries
    Chocolate
    Pizza
    Chocolate
    Ice Cream
    Cup of Tea
    Chocolate
    Chocolate
    Sex
    Chocolate



    It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.<O</O
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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   Heloisea3
    This is a hoot!! hahaha
  4. by   navynurse06
    I loveeeeee it!!!

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