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Aug 09, 2005 12:00 AM

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by bassRN

Here is a fun game we used to play way back when our hospital first went to computers.

I will start a story below, then read from the beginning and add a sentence or two to the end. The next person adds a couple more lines and so on. This can make for some very interesting and sometimes downright hilarious stories.

Here goes:

One lonely Saturday night I am sitting at home with "a couple beers" under my belt and decide I want to go out. Not having any money I figure the Emergency Room would be an entertaining place to be. I check in with the complaint of......


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from StuPer
Old Aug 09, 2005, 01:24 AM

alcohol induced flatulence, the doctors and nurses seem quite unimpressed with me and ordered..........
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No. 2
from malenurse1
Old Aug 09, 2005, 03:19 AM

...cofee enemas until clear. Then they ordered...
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No. 3
Old Aug 09, 2005, 04:34 AM

a neurologist, who soon had me following his finger while hopping on one foot all around the cubicle while saying, "I know you've got your left eye closed the way I asked you to." However, I didn't notice--possibly because I had my eye closed--that the neurologist had no stethoscope and no name badge.

At the same time I realized that this was no doctor, I tripped.....
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Old Aug 09, 2005, 05:20 AM

...and fell flat on my rear, requiring a trip to X-ray where they also found...
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from suzy253
Old Aug 09, 2005, 05:41 AM

the said missing beer bottle stuck up my bum. They immediately scheduled me....
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No. 6
from Jessy_RN
Old Aug 09, 2005, 06:12 AM

for an emergency rectal removal so that I can................
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No. 7
Old Aug 09, 2005, 07:38 AM

...go skydiving with my buddies after we put down a couple of six-packs of beer. After that, I'll...
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No. 8
from prmenrs
Old Aug 09, 2005, 01:47 PM

be back to see you. Unfortunately, since I was drunk when I landed, I only broke my..
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No. 9
Old Aug 09, 2005, 03:19 PM

french fry. But the doctors and nurses then decided that they needed to do...
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