a prayer for every woman!

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This is my kind of prayer. GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH. Hallelujah.

A PRAYER FOR EVERY WOMAN

Dear Lord I pray

For wisdom to understand my man

Love to forgive him

Patience for his moods

Because Lord if I pray for Strength

I'll beat him to death.

Amen

:rolleyes:

Specializes in Cardiolgy.

Bedtime Prayer...

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who is not

a creep. One who's handsome,

smart, strong And not afraid

to admit when he is wrong. One

who thinks before he speaks,

And when he promises to call,

he doesn't wait six weeks! I

pray that he is gainfully employed

And won't lose his cool when he's

annoyed. He pulls out my chair

and opens the door, Massages my

back and begs to do more. I

pray that this man would love

me to no end, And know NEVER to

compare me with my best friend.

Thank you in advance and now I'll

just wait, Because I know you'll

send him before it's too late!

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

I like that one! That's asking for a lot though....

.Dear Lord I pray For wisdom to understand my man Love to forgive him Patience for his moods Because Lord if I pray for strength I'll beat him to death. Amen

This is the prayer that my DH needed for the first six years that we were married. I had horrible PMS and was a witchy b***h for about three weeks every time. He finally got relief when I had my hysterectomy. He is truly a wonderful man for staying with me. I would have left:roll

Specializes in NICU, L&D, OB, Home Health, Management.

My hubby, too - PMS or period were my only 2 choices and he put up with all of it. 8 yeaars post hyst have been great!!

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