A Little Lightness For Our Day

  1. I saw a wonam wearing a T-shirt that said "GUESS"...I said "implants?"

    I don't do drugs anymore,'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.

    Money can't buy happiness,but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

    I got a sweater for Christmas....I wanted a screamer or moaner.

    If flying is so safe, why do thay call that place at the airport "terminal".

    I don't approve of political jokes, I have seen too many of them elected.

    Ther are 2 sides to every divorce...yours and Shi#head's>

    If life deals you lemons,make lemonade, If it deals you tomatoes,make Bloody Marys.

    I love being married. It's so great to find that obe special person you want to annoy you for the rest of your life.

    I am nobody,nobody is perfect,therefore I am perfect.

    I married my husband for his looks...but not the ones he's been giving me lately.

    Everyday I beat my own personal record for number of consecutive days I have stayed alive.

    Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

    Why do we choose from only 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

    Isn't having a smoking sectionin a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

    Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

    If you walk into a singles bar, remember the wisdom of your Mother..." don't pick that up,you don't know where it's been!"
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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   nrs2bme
    thank you!
    I'm at work and these helped lighten my mood!
    Kinda corny but funny.
    D
  4. by   micro
    hey, suzannesue.......
    mainstreet, Hades......
    hot address......or maybe not....hehehehehhee

    light in our day.......

    light and levity is so way cool.........

    memory.........
    the t-shirt one about implants.............
    well that would never be me......

    but my first "crush".............well, very hot, hot crush........

    Sly Stallone .......... Rocky.......
    I got the t-shirt.........and on the back put _______ and Sly
    dad.....mine didn't like that much.....
    it was not proper........

    omg, did i tangent off again.......



    but a t-shirt with a harley.....
    don't know why that is such a cool shirt, but it is

    sorry, micro tangents off again.............

    suzannesue.........
    micro is truly loving your humour and needed humour today.....
    but seem to only write in tangent................


    micro and out.......for now
    Last edit by micro on Jul 16, '02
  5. by   misti_z
    Today I saw a dude on a bike. He had a sticker on his helmet that said 'If you can read this the b!&@h fell off.'!!!! I had to laugh. :roll

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