a few of matts last words before termination

  1. 1.is that thing grounded?
    2.50 mgs of epinephrine, coming right up
    3.360 joules didnt do the trick, so i severed the wires wires and stuck it on his tongue, hey it was a last ditch effort
    4.aw c'mon doc, that guy was always complaining of chest pain
    5.he said he was thirsty, so i told him to get up off his fat ass and get a drink
    6.i never thought the colostomy bag would actually explode...and/or
    7.but he dared me to light it
    8.i thought recycling plastic iv tubing would be good for the environment
    9.i wasnt being judgemental when i told the guy we'd need a colonoscopy the size of a 747 to do his flex sig
    10.look, between you and me boss, this whole computer charting is so time consuming, that i figured i'd just estimate his lab values
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  3. by   Terre
    I knew of a staff nurse who actually got fired for calling in sick with this excuse...
    "Something came up...and it won't be down until morning."

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