A Chistmas Story

After being mandated on Christmas Eve, I left the hospital bleery eye and hungry. On my way home I found an open diner. While waiting for my eggs over easy at the counter, another nurse sat on the stool next to me. When the waitress came she ordered eggs benedict. She then reached into here bag an pull out a large shiny hubcap.

"Please put my order on this," she said.

I turned to her and asked here about this strange request.

She replied, "There's No Plate Like Chrome for the Hollandaise!"