501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long! - page 3

all right. i confess! i'm a proper addict! this is a fantastic website - filled with goodies and great people. and i know that i'm not alone :) so... i challenge forum members to describe... Read More

  1. by   madwife2002
    53) you refer to sudonames of posters as real names-and nobody understands
  2. by   Kim O'Therapy
    54) The nursing school instructor asks a question and you know the answer....not because you actually did the assigned reading, but because you read it on allnurses.com!
  3. by   VivaLasViejas
    55. Uh.........did I ever know how to cook?
    Last edit by suebird3 on Aug 20, '06
  4. by   madwife2002
    56 = the times you sign on in a day
  5. by   suebird3
    57.) One doesn't sign off at all.....unless they are asleep.

    SueB
  6. by   donsterRN
    58) You let telephone calls go to voice mail because you're responding to a post.
  7. by   Kim O'Therapy
    59) Your spouse feels neglected in the romance department because you're always on allnurses.com. :kiss :flowersfo :heartbeat :1luvu: :redpinkhe
  8. by   VivaLasViejas
    Quote from Don3218
    58) You let telephone calls go to voice mail because you're responding to a post.
    AAACK!!! I've been busted!!!:imbar

    Oh well, nobody ever calls that I want to talk to anyway---when the phone rings at my house, it's either a telemarketer, a bill collector trying to dun my dd who moved out 8 months ago, or one of my sons' 4.24 million friends. Anyone who wants to talk to me knows to call one of my cell phones!
  9. by   gauge14iv
    Quote from Don3218
    58) You let telephone calls go to voice mail because you're responding to a post.
    60. When your phone goes to voicemail, your friends and family create profiles on allnurses.com so they can PM you and tell you to answer your phone

    61. Your spouse PM's you from his laptop to tell you to come to bed
  10. by   madwife2002
    62) No time to cook so Junk food always at hand and your waist line is expanding
  11. by   casi
    63) When you can be pried away from the computer most conversations include the phrase "I read __________ on allnurses.com."
  12. by   emllpn2006
    63. You have a refrigerator beside the computer so you dont even have to look away from the screen to grab a drink.
  13. by   prmenrs
    64. You keep a dictionary on the desk to check for spelling.

    65. You keep a nursing reference book there, too. Mine is Merenstein and Gardner's Handbook of Neonatal Intensive Care.

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