501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

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all right.

i confess! i'm a proper addict! this is a fantastic website - filled with goodies and great people.

and i know that i'm not alone :)

so... i challenge forum members to describe 501 ways to know you've been posting on allnurses.com too much. here's some to start off...

remember to put the numbers

1. you're still stuck in threads from 2002, trying to catch up.

2. during conversations in 'actual reality', you keep looking for the emoticon buttons whenever you are being sarcastic/trying to be funny/etc.

3. when arguing with your so, you quickly get your point in because you think the debate will get locked.

4. you try to find a pm function on the phone, so much easier than dialing.

5. when your family starts getting on your nerves, you want to pm a moderator to get them banned.

:D

Instead of studying conversions for your LPN class, you are busy looking at the website anxiously waiting to see if you've gotten a reply. LOL! I'm doing just that right now! :lol2::lol2::lol2:

when you hold your urine too long from trying to read all the posts... LOL! :):):):nurse:

Specializes in NICU.

181. When one of your Facebook quotes comes from a mod's signature line.

What? You really CAN'T trust a 35-weeker. Wily little boogers...

Specializes in LTC, Sub-Acute, Hopsice.

when the only indication of the time of day is the little clock in the lower right hand side of my computer screen, and I know that it lies...I HAVE NOT been on allnurses for 3 hours already...it is NOT time to go to bed...:devil:

When you look at a new link on the home page and know by the title exactly who the original poster is without even opening the thread.

When you dream that you're here posting.

You follow the posts of 2 members who have joined up in the last 9 or 10 months and think that these two are going to be future moderators here someday.

Specializes in Hospice.

185. I just had an entire conversation on the phone with my husband and have no idea what we talked about because I was too busy reading this thread.

Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

You had to get a wrist support wrap because your right wrist is hurting using that mouse so long.

Specializes in Operating Room.

187. You were so excited when you passed your boards because you could go change your username to usernameRN.

Specializes in aged, palliative care, cardiac, agency,.

188. your right hand is numb / frozen solid from using the mouse, and circulation is threatened.

189. you go on allnurse to ask what to do with right hand, now numb and no circulation

190. you skim read as fast as possible in order to get to the final posting so you can add your own contribution

191 or you just jump ahead anyway and post your incredibly funny and pertinent response only to realise you have just added what every second person has already posted

Specializes in aged, palliative care, cardiac, agency,.
82. You find yourself recruiting new people for allnurses.

do it all the time. then wonder if they have joined, what their user name might be.

Specializes in aged, palliative care, cardiac, agency,.
I agree with # 174! I do this ALL the time. People just don't know what they are missing. This forum is incredibly hilarious and the other forums and awsome too! Some forums are even educational. I swear, I'm learning more from the website than I have in my LPN class... LOL!

I ALSO FIND i LEARN ALOT FROM ALLNURSES, OFTEN ON THE HUMOURUS SITES. THE MAIN THING I LOVE ABOUT ALLNURSES IS THE FEELING OF SUPPORT. READING THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING SIMILAR FEELINGS AND EXPERIECNES MAKES ME FEEL LIKE ITS ALL OK.

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