501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long! - page 11

all right. i confess! i'm a proper addict! this is a fantastic website - filled with goodies and great people. and i know that i'm not alone :) so... i challenge forum members to describe... Read More

  1. by   nurz2be
    This just happened this morning in the chatroom..I won't mention any nicknames , ok jan?


    164. You know you have been on allnurses.com too long, when you take the laptop to the restroom to keep up with the chat in the room......
  2. by   prmenrs
    Quote from lizzyberry
    161.You say Im only going to be on for 5 minutes and you end up being on for 5 hours!

    163.You've given up TV for allnurses


    RE: # 63: you need to have your TV close enough to the computer so you won't miss either TV OR allnurses!!
  3. by   Sabby_NC
    Well I have just had the best belly laugh in ages.
    I hope and pray I can be around as long as some of you and be posting similar comments.
    I have to agree that allnurses is a fabby site and I have spread the site widely at my place of employment.
  4. by   lpnstudentin2010
    Quote from prmenrs
    RE: # 63: you need to have your TV close enough to the computer so you won't miss either TV OR allnurses!!

    When I was sleeping in the computer room on an air mattress because we had company we moved a tv down there. it is still there and that was christmas.
  5. by   RNDreamer
    165. You make sure that your blackerry has internet access so you can log onto allnurses while on the bus, train, in class waiting for the professor, etc.

    166. You have your allnurses window up and your MSN Messenger up IM'ing your friend, and while reading threads like "What patients have taught me not to do", "Weird reasons patients come to the ER" and "What's the grossest.." you INSIST on copying the funniest and grossest stories and pasting them in the IM so that your friend can read them, too.

    167. You realize that this same friend has heard more disgusting and funny nursing stories from you in the short time that you have been an allnurses member, than he has from his sister and mother, who are both NURSES..
  6. by   peridotgirl
    This one is hilarious! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I love it. It cracks me up! good one.
  7. by   grace90
    #168 You have to pee like a racehorse, but you hold it for 20+ minutes while you read the newest allnurses.com posts
  8. by   corrupt32
    [ :trout: even in sleep, ur dreaming about allnurses.com.
  9. by   MNmom3boys
    170. You did a search to get some information for a job interview tomorrow, and addition to finding the info (Thanks!) you end up spending a couple hours reading... and ROTFLOL :roll (And then needing to join my new favorite forum!)
  10. by   corrupt32
    Quote from MNmom3boys
    170. You did a search to get some information for a job interview tomorrow, and addition to finding the info (Thanks!) you end up spending a couple hours reading... and ROTFLOL :roll (And then needing to join my new favorite forum!)
  11. by   corrupt32
    Quote from corrupt32
    [:spin:even in sleep, ur dreaming about allnurses.com.
    needing to join my forum
  12. by   EricJRN
    171. You can identify Allnurses.com members on completely unrelated bulletin boards simply by a username, posting style, avatar, or signature line.
  13. by   Tweety
    172. The smoke alarm is the only indication your supper's ready because you burnt yet another meal while on Allnurses.

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