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501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!



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No. 40
from Fredrika
Old Aug 21, 2006, 08:33 PM

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Lol
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No. 41
from fantasie
Old Aug 21, 2006, 09:22 PM

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67. You check allnurses before you check your email, (which you may never actually get to...)
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No. 42
Old Aug 22, 2006, 11:06 AM

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68. When the only emails you get now are form allnurses.com telling you that a reply has been posted.

69. When your free time in between classes is spent at the same computer, in the same computer lab, and the same website(allnurses.com- what else?).
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No. 43
Old Aug 22, 2006, 11:24 AM

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When you wake up and have to "go" you turn on your computer so that it will be on by the time you get back to the bed and you can quickly check all nurses. Done it many times!
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No. 44
Old Aug 22, 2006, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DutchgirlRN
When you wake up and have to "go" you turn on your computer so that it will be on by the time you get back to the bed and you can quickly check all nurses. Done it many times!
My computer is on 24/7.


steph
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No. 45
from brian
Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:14 AM

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70. the picture speaks for itself



need I say more....

I've attached the same image for those who can see the pic above (Roy )

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No. 46
from Grace Oz
Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:45 AM

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Ahhh, Brian! That's funny! LOVE it!!!!!
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No. 47
from Grace Oz
Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:48 AM

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71. When you decline an offer for dinner with friend's coz you want to try and be online with your allnurses mates at the same time they are!
Bloody international date lines! Should be banned!
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No. 48
from MIA-RN1
Old Aug 24, 2006, 11:20 AM

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72. when you found out you passed your NCLEX, your first thought is not "I need to tell my family", but its "I need to post it on allnurses!"
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No. 49
Old Aug 25, 2006, 07:59 PM

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These are hilarious!!!
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