5 MORE Signs of Coffee Addiction

  1. 6. You floss daily.
    Not to reduce plaque, but to get rid of the styrofoam particles.

    7. The sleeping pills in your medicine chest are really "No-Doze".

    8. You can't take a good crap on de-caf.

    9. Your favorite coffe mug has a gyroscope to reduce the tremors.

    10. Your "commuter cup" holds a full gallon and the Arab at 7-11 is a
    monthly dinner guest!
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   Anniekins
    that was great...hahahahaha!!!
  4. by   nurseunderwater
    "Arab at 7-11 is a monthly dinner guest!"
    not to flame...no not at all. just a heads up about cultural sensitivity. K
  5. by   PassionateOne
    Quote from nurseunderwater
    "Arab at 7-11 is a monthly dinner guest!"
    not to flame...no not at all. just a heads up about cultural sensitivity. K

    Half of the jokes I've posted are a reflection of me (men).
    For the record, I don't believe in bashing... It's not in my (excuse the expression) Blood! :-)

    Have a great evening, and thanks for the comment in keeping me Politically-balanced...

    Best Regards,
  6. by   caffine addict
    9. Your favorite coffe mug has a gyroscope to reduce the tremors.



    WOW a gyroscope!!!!! I wish I'd thought of that
  7. by   PassionateOne
    Quote from caffine addict
    9. Your favorite coffe mug has a gyroscope to reduce the tremors.



    WOW a gyroscope!!!!! I wish I'd thought of that
    You started the parade!
    Good One!!!
  8. by   Dave ARNP
    Caffine,
    I would like to refer you to an addiction specialist. Can you wait a few minutes though, they're all on a coffee break.



    Dave
  9. by   caffine addict
    Can you point me to the vending machine room. I'll just have a coffee and wait on them????

    And If I don't come back in 30min come lookin for me cause I'm lost

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