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Jul 22, 2004 04:58 AM

46 Things Women Can’t Do


Time to even up the score!


46 Things Women Can’t Do

1/ Know anything about a car except its colour
2/ Understand a film plot
3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4/ Lift
5/ Throw
6/ Run
7/ Park
8/ Read a map
9/ Rob a bank
10/ Sit still
11/ Tell a joke
12/ Play pool
13/ Pay for dinner
14/ Eat a kebab while walking
15/ Argue without shouting
16/ Get told off without crying
17/ Understand fruit machines
18/ Walk past a shoe shop
19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich
20/ Not comment on strangers clothes
21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper
22/ Let you sleep with a hang over
23/ Drink a pint gracefully
24/ Get a round in
25/ Throw a punch
26/ Do magic
27/ Like your friends
28/ Eat a really hot curry
29/ Get to the point
0/ Buy plain envelopes
31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "
33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends
34/ Avoid credit card debt
35/ Dive into a pool
36/ Assemble furniture
37/ Set a video recorder
38/ Not try change you
39/ Watch a war film
40/ Understand why flirting results in violence
41/ Spend a day by themselves
42/ Go to the toilet by themselves
43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket
44/ Choose a video quickly
45/Fart
46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above


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No. 1
from maire
Old Jul 22, 2004, 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by Farkinott
46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
hehehehehe
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No. 2
Old Jul 22, 2004, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by Farkinott
[color=Navy]...
2/ Understand a film plot
11/ Tell a joke
29/ Get to the point
...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!

(Oh....P.S. to J'nette -- Please check out No. 11. )
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No. 3
Old Jul 22, 2004, 01:05 PM

[quote=Farkinott]
46 Things Women Can’t Do..............Yes but you missed one:-

47. Lower a toilet seat without noise or comment.

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No. 4
Old Jul 22, 2004, 07:59 PM

Very cute. I can do #5.,#23, #25...usually as a result of #23...so omit #23. I can also do #45...but I will always laugh about it or try to blame the deed on someone else. Pam
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No. 5
from unknown99
Old Jul 22, 2004, 08:27 PM

To be fair, here's the other side of the coin...things that men can't do:

1. Replace the empty roll of toilet paper.
2. Make a bed.
3. Fill and run the dishwasher.
4. Find a matching pair of socks.
5. Go to the grocery without buying junk food.
6. Shop.
7. Clean a bathroom.
8. Throw away an empty milk jug.
9. Go out for *one* drink.
10. Sit still through an entire movie.
11. Watch tv without constantly checking what's on the other channels.
12. Shave without getting hair everywhere.
13. Understand why you don't need to beat up everyone who annoys you.
14. Put dirty clothes in the hamper.
15. Fold clean clothes.
16. Hang up wet towels.
17. Read instructions.
18. Wrap a gift.
19. Get through an entire day without talking about sports or cars.
20. Try to fix something without hitting it first.
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No. 6
Old Jul 23, 2004, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by sagarcia210
To be fair, here's the other side of the coin...
What a sec, Sag!

You're now exhibiting a variation of behavior No. 46.

Your post maybe merits a whole new thread. This one already has a theme.
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No. 7
from unknown99
Old Jul 23, 2004, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by LarryG
What a sec, Sag!

You're now exhibiting a variation of behavior No. 46.

Your post maybe merits a whole new thread. This one already has a theme.

Guilty as charged!!!!!
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No. 8
Old Jul 23, 2004, 10:18 AM

3. Fill and run the dishwasher.
This should properly read, "Find, fill and run the dishwasher."

Also, there should be a 3b.

3b. *Completely* empty and put away *all* contents of dishwasher.

(For many of us of the alternate gender persuasion, this might constitute some *eek* job security...... LOL!)
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No. 9
from jnette
Old Jul 25, 2004, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by Farkinott
46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
You got ONE correct, anyway. One out of 46......... hmmmmm... pretty sorry score, IMO.

These were good. I've always gotten a rise out of good fiction.
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