46 Things Women Can't Do

maire, ASN, RN · Jul 22, 2004

46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

hehehehehe

Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN · Jul 22, 2004

...
2/ understand a film plot
11/ tell a joke
29/ get to the point
...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!

(oh....p.s. to j'nette -- please check out no. 11. :) )

Mister Chris, MSN, NP · Jul 22, 2004

46 Things Women Can't Do..............Yes but you missed one:-
47. Lower a toilet seat without noise or comment.
:rotfl:

SugarMagnolia · Jul 23, 2004

:rotfl: Very cute. I can do #5.,#23, #25...usually as a result of #23...so omit #23. I can also do #45...but I will always laugh about it or try to blame the deed on someone else. Pam

unknown99, BSN, RN · Jul 23, 2004

To be fair, here's the other side of the coin...things that men can't do:

1. Replace the empty roll of toilet paper.

2. Make a bed.

3. Fill and run the dishwasher.

4. Find a matching pair of socks.

5. Go to the grocery without buying junk food.

6. Shop.

7. Clean a bathroom.

8. Throw away an empty milk jug.

9. Go out for *one* drink.

10. Sit still through an entire movie.

11. Watch tv without constantly checking what's on the other channels.

12. Shave without getting hair everywhere.

13. Understand why you don't need to beat up everyone who annoys you.

14. Put dirty clothes in the hamper.

15. Fold clean clothes.

16. Hang up wet towels.

17. Read instructions.

18. Wrap a gift.

19. Get through an entire day without talking about sports or cars.

20. Try to fix something without hitting it first.

Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN · Jul 23, 2004

To be fair, here's the other side of the coin...

What a sec, Sag! :nono:

You're now exhibiting a variation of behavior No. 46.

Your post maybe merits a whole new thread. This one already has a theme. :specs:

unknown99, BSN, RN · Jul 23, 2004

What a sec, Sag!
You're now exhibiting a variation of behavior No. 46.
Your post maybe merits a whole new thread. This one already has a theme.

:imbar :rotfl: :imbar

Guilty as charged!!!!!

chris_at_lucas_RN, RN · Jul 23, 2004

3. Fill and run the dishwasher.

This should properly read, "Find, fill and run the dishwasher."

Also, there should be a 3b.

3b. *Completely* empty and put away *all* contents of dishwasher.

(For many of us of the alternate gender persuasion, this might constitute some *eek* job security...... LOL!)

jnette, ASN, EMT-I · Jul 25, 2004

46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

You got ONE correct, anyway. One out of 46......... hmmmmm... pretty sorry score, IMO. :rotfl:

These were good. I've always gotten a rise out of good fiction.

PBAJS · Jul 25, 2004

i know how to:

8/ read a map

13/ pay for dinner

34/ avoid credit card debt

36/ assemble furniture

37/ set a video recorder

41/ spend a day by myself

things i can't do:

shop in a department store and not look for the clearance items

purchase food without looking at the nutrition facts (calories, fat, sodium, ...)

adding to things he can't do:

read a map

stop and ask for directions when he gets lost

use the computer

avoid credit card debt

balance the checkbook

compare prices to pay the lowest

[color=white].

Katnip, RN · Jul 25, 2004

LOL. Ok. Most of them are not true so that makes #46 true.

I know cars

I can park. Forward and backwards

I understand plots in movies AND books

I don't cry during arguments

I go to the bathroom alone

And many others...

But what the heck is a fruit machine?