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Nov 25, 2002 06:49 PM

14 Things the "PMS" stands for...


PMS =

Pass My Shotgun

Psychotic Mood Shift

Perpetual Munching Spree

Puffy Mid-Section

People Make me Sick

Provide Me with Sweets

Pardon My Sobbing

Pimples May Surface

Pass My Sweatpants

***** Mood Syndrome

Plainly; Men Suck

Pack My Stuff

Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

and my favorite...

Potential Murder Suspect

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No. 1
from kimmicoobug
Old Nov 25, 2002, 07:35 PM

Man, all that describes me right now.
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No. 2
from Sleepyeyes
Old Nov 25, 2002, 07:36 PM

shucks, I always thought it was "week before payday blues" == or Pre-Money Syndrome
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No. 3
from RN always
Old Nov 25, 2002, 07:56 PM

When I tell my husband I have PMS he tells me he has MSB. MASSIVE SPERM BUILDUP! What can I say?
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No. 4
from Gomer
Old Nov 26, 2002, 08:54 AM

Putting-up (with) Men's Sh*t
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No. 5
from emily_mom
Old Nov 26, 2002, 10:41 AM

**** and Moan Syndrome?????
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No. 6
from J-RN student
Old Nov 26, 2002, 12:29 PM

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No. 7
from sharann
Old Nov 26, 2002, 02:38 PM

My husbands favorite "Pack My Suitcase" (HIS suitcase)
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