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Dec 08, 2005 01:41 PM

The 12 Days of Christmas


On the twelth day of Christmas my Charge Nurse gave to me.....

Twelfe brand new orders,
Eleven linen changes,
Ten meds at seven,
Nine bags of tube feed,
Eight new I.V.s,
Seven complete bed baths,
Six figgerent pressors,
Fife overdue lines,
four irate families,
Three wet to dry dressings;
Two guys with C-Diff,
And I didn't get my lunch until three!!!

Merry Christmas everyone.


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Old Dec 08, 2005, 02:26 PM

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Very good. Thank you. Happy Holidays!
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Old Dec 10, 2005, 01:29 AM

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Good, I like it.
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Old Dec 12, 2005, 12:48 PM

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Love it!!!!!!!
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