10 Ways To Know If You Have "estrogen Issues"

  1. 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
    2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
    3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
    4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
    5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-****."
    6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-practice.
    7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
    8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
    9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
    10.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   Brownms46
    :roll :roll :roll

    A little too close to the truth :roll :roll :roll
  4. by   Kateann
    Yikes !!!! You just described me........LOL:chuckle
  5. by   live4today
    By golly, have you been reading my personal diary, NRSKarenRN??? :chuckle :roll :roll :chuckle

    Aren't estrogens powerful little tools? I seem to have an overflow of them lately! :chuckle


    "Old age aint no place for sissies!" -- Bette Davis
    :chuckle
  6. by   kids
    My estrogen comes from a little green pill every morning...no ups no downs and the world is a happy place-especially for those around me

    -nancy
  7. by   live4today
    Hi kids-r-fun!

    What's the name of your "green pill"??? :chuckle
    I take my own little "salmon colored" pill every night before going to bed, and I sleep beautifully (most nights anyway)! The only problem is the night doesn't last long enough. :chuckle

    Don't you just love being a woman! :chuckle


    "I am invincible! Yes, I paid the price, but look how much I've gained! I am wise, but it's wisdom born of pain." -- HELEN REDDY
    :chuckle
    Last edit by live4today on Feb 25, '02

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