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Nov 28, 2002 10:22 AM

10 Ways To Know If You Have Estrogen Issues

by ptnurse

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
sticker that says: "How's my driving, call 1-800-"

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".

8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than
Super Plus.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.


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No. 1
from baseline
Old Nov 28, 2002, 10:24 AM

OH yeah.........LOL
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No. 2
from emily_mom
Old Nov 28, 2002, 03:06 PM

Default Re: 10 Ways To Know If You Have Estrogen Issues
Originally posted by ptnurse
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than
Super Plus.

10.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Oh yeah!!!!


Kristy
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No. 3
Old Nov 29, 2002, 11:10 PM

Oh, man, can I relate!?

Here's a couple more:

You discover that your legs have grown sweat glands.....even though it's the middle of the winter and the room temp is hovering around 40 degrees.

Your moods are as predictable as your periods.........and about as pleasant.

Your idea of a "light" flow is one that goes through one super-plus tampon, a pad and an Attends every 3 hours.
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No. 4
Old Jan 06, 2003, 01:33 PM

OMIGOSH! This is SO me right now. Not only am I on my period, I have a freakin' COLD!! Oh well, I'll get over it all soon enough I hope!!
BTW, here's another one:
You tend to cry /get emotional about EVERYTHING, even things like your dog laying peacefully on the couch! (true story!!)
I always tend to get really emotional around/ during my "time of the month".

Pookie
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No. 5
from BadBird
Old Jan 06, 2003, 02:38 PM

I am so glad I had a hysterectomy, I feel so sorry for yall.
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No. 6
from cpgrn
Old Jan 06, 2003, 03:26 PM

You could eat the entire contents of the refrigerator and still want more!
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No. 7
from zudy
Old Jan 07, 2003, 11:35 AM

Too true,cpgrn!!! I'll still be chewing, and wondering what I can eat next!!
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No. 8
Old Jan 07, 2003, 12:45 PM

Default Re: 10 Ways To Know If You Have Estrogen Issues
Guilty!
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No. 9
from Darlene K.
Old Feb 15, 2003, 01:25 AM

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