10 things you hate to hear your surgeon say - page 2

First off, I'm new to the site, but boy do I love being here!! Lots of things to read and think about!! Here is one we came up with in our OR. It started out being a top 10 list, but quickly... Read More

  1. by   nephronurse04
    okay, all stitched-up.......woops, wonder where this goes.....
  2. by   veteranRN
    I'm sooooo tired I can hardly see straight
  3. by   nurseunderwater
    S*#T, i lost one of my contacts
  4. by   gwenith
    This goes with that and this goes with that - I think

    I never could work out jigsaw puzzles
  5. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    "hmm i seem to have leftover parts here. Wonder where i should put them"
  6. by   DNRme
    Oh, you guys are having a quiet night?...
  7. by   gwenith
    The worst all time sound in the OR

    Sproingggggg!

    And you know you are in trouble when your worst fear is that that sound was the elastic in the surgeon' spants letting go.


    It happened - Male surgeon - female nurses

    Surgeon ended up yelling "Will one of you lot stop laughing long enough to pick my pants up off the floor for me????"
  8. by   suzanne4
    "Do you know where I put it?"

    "Doesn't it go over there?"
  9. by   carcha
    Heard this one just two days ago
    " I havent tried this before and dont know if it'll work". IT DIDENT!
  10. by   canoehead
    gwenith, that was priceless.
  11. by   VivaLasViejas
    "Oh, SH*T!! Put the patient to sleep NOW"
  12. by   joannep
    Or the anaesthetic person saying "just stop while we shock"
  13. by   Dialyzin' Dar
    "We're losing her!" (Heard at dialysis while I was on the machine-- bp was 50/30 and dropping. I passed out right after I heard this.)

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