"ol' fart" Football....

Nurses Humor

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>Football:

> >An old married couple no sooner hits the pillows when

> >the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

> >

> >His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was

> >that?"

> >

> >The old man replied, "It's fart football."

> >

> >A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says

> >"Touchdown, tie score"

> >

> >After about five minutes the old man lets another one

> >go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7"

> >

> >Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and

> >says, "Touchdown, tie score."

> >

> >Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker

> >and says, "Field Goal, I lead 17 to 14."

> >

> >Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get

> >beat by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat

> >is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's

> >got, and accidentally craps in the bed.

> >

> >The wife says "What the hell was that?"

> >

> >The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

AussieAIN

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :roll

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OMG! Sharing that one at work. Thanks, I needed a laugh.

nowplayingEDRN

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:eek: OMGGggggggg!!!! GROSSSSSSssssssssss!!!!!!falldownlaugh.gif

:rotfl: :rotfl:

funnygirl_rn

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Ewwwwwwwww!!!

debbyed

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