Nurses Humor
Published Jul 11, 2003
>Football:
> >An old married couple no sooner hits the pillows when
> >the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
> >
> >His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was
> >that?"
> >The old man replied, "It's fart football."
> >A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
> >"Touchdown, tie score"
> >After about five minutes the old man lets another one
> >go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7"
> >Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and
> >says, "Touchdown, tie score."
> >Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker
> >and says, "Field Goal, I lead 17 to 14."
> >Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get
> >beat by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat
> >is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's
> >got, and accidentally craps in the bed.
> >The wife says "What the hell was that?"
> >The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
AussieAIN
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :roll
tattooednursie, LVN
660 Posts
OMG! Sharing that one at work. Thanks, I needed a laugh.
nowplayingEDRN
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Shamrock, BSN, RN
448 Posts
:rotfl: :rotfl:
funnygirl_rn
433 Posts
Ewwwwwwwww!!!
debbyed
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