"It hurts when I press here"

  1. 2 A man goes to the doctor and says to the doctor:
    "It hurts when I press here" (pressing his side)
    "And when I press here" (pressing the other side)
    "And here" (his leg)
    "And here, here and here" (his other leg, and both arms)

    So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong... "You've got a broken finger!"
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    Brian has '18+' year(s) of experience and specializes in 'CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele'. From 'Minnesota'; Joined Mar '98; Posts: 15,285; Likes: 16,210.

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