You know you're a nurse when...

  1. 12 As a nurse, we do/say some funny things. Most things are out of habit. Some things we are not even aware of ... until after the fact.

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    You know you're a nurse when...



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  3. Visit  brian profile page

    About brian, ADN

    brian has '18+' year(s) of experience and specializes in 'CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele'. From 'Minnesota'; Joined Mar '98; Posts: 15,275; Likes: 16,166. You can follow brian at My Website

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  4. Visit  Joe V profile page
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    You know you're a nurse when...
    You have seen more moons than the Hubble telescope.
    lilsnfrn, RHIA, RN, HappyWife77, and 18 others like this.
  5. Visit  JacobJason profile page
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    You no longer have a gag reflex.
    cryingsky, barachi, VivaLasViejas, and 10 others like this.
  6. Visit  nrsang97 profile page
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    Quote from JacobJason
    You no longer have a gag reflex.

    Nope I still have one.
    The_Optimist, MassED, and jennyx33 like this.
  7. Visit  Twinmom06 profile page
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    Quote from Joe V
    You have seen more moons than the Hubble telescope.
    or more balls than a tennis court
  8. Visit  BSNbeDONE profile page
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    Quote from brian


    You know you're a nurse when...


    Your only thought about the hot guy in the gym is the 18 gauge that you could insert in the veins on those biceps!
    Dalzac, cryingsky, Sunflowerinsc, and 17 others like this.
  9. Visit  SoldierNurse22 profile page
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    Its. Not "it's".

    Otherwise, excellent.

    Apostrophe Nazi out!
    VivaLasViejas, The_Optimist, Joe V, and 2 others like this.
  10. Visit  That Guy profile page
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    Quote from BSNINTHEWORKS
    Your only thought about the hot guy in the gym is the 18 gauge that you could insert in the veins on those biceps!
    Or the hot girl at the gym probably has a dirty kitty....
    barachi, yellow12, and jrsRN07 like this.
  11. Visit  sunmaidliz profile page
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    You never go to the doctor unless you need a prescription for something the medical residents on your unit can't prescribe.
    crynyce, barachi, and NutmeggeRN like this.
  12. Visit  Lev <3 profile page
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    Everyone comes to you with their minor medical 'issues' and you tell them "you're fine" only to hear "I thought you were a nurse."
    catdawg, strongcoffee, Dalzac, and 8 others like this.
  13. Visit  amoLucia profile page
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    Quote from BSNINTHEWORKS
    Your only thought about the hot guy in the gym is the 18 gauge that you could insert in the veins on those biceps!
    ...without a tourniquet.
    VivaLasViejas, rlev, The_Optimist, and 3 others like this.
  14. Visit  lpn20rnsoon profile page
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    you see a kid throw up in wal mart and start a list what could be wrong with the little guy...... and you're the only one not freaked out by the vomit on the floor

    you notice when someone goes to the bathroom & does not wash their hands... or have people stare at you for washing yours by CDC guidelines....
  15. Visit  nrsang97 profile page
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    When you get excited over things like starting an IV on someone you never thought you could get one in and it was in the middle finger. You are even more excited to find out that the next day it is still working.
    VivaLasViejas, rlev, The_Optimist, and 1 other like this.


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