The 5 "W's": Works Every Time!

  1. AFTER and DURING a shift that really " pushes my buttons " I reach way to the "bottom" (or top) of my soul and chant:
    I Do---
    What I want, When I want, Where I want, Why I want and with Whom I want!---and I keep-on gittin'-up!
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  2. 12 Comments

  3. by   amoLucia
    I want

    I want it all

    I want it all now, and

    I want only the BEST

    because I'm WORTH it!!!
  4. by   suburbiafeelsu
    Who the **** do you think I am?
    What the **** is that?
    When the **** is this pt arriving?
    Where the **** is my pen?
    Why the **** did they do that?
  5. by   GrumpyRN
    Quote from suburbiafeelsu
    Who the **** do you think I am?
    What the **** is that?
    When the **** is this pt arriving?
    Where the **** is my pen?
    Why the **** did they do that?
    Excellent. Would also add:-

    Who the **** do you think you are?
  6. by   showbizrn
    AMEN!
  7. by   JoannieO
    ..in the end, it was "How much longer until retirement?" Always keep your goal in mind! Save early, believe me. I've already forgotten how difficult the work world was, and it's only been 5 months since I retired, after a 45 year career in all areas, including information systems, teaching, hospital nursing, long term care, community health and finally in occupational medicine.
  8. by   showbizrn
    Retirement?
    I'm ALWAYS going to keep busy
    but
    I don't plan on being STRESSED
    NO-NO-NO!
    Like the song goes,
    " This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine."
  9. by   CCU BSN RN
    Quote from showbizrn
    Retirement?
    Like the song goes,
    " This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine."
    That song actually has a few more bangin' verses like
    "Don't let Satan blow it out, I'm gonna let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine"

    I like to sing that verse when a Charge RN gives me a ****** patient or when a doctor is rude. Sometimes when a patient is rude. Because I think it's funny. And I try to do what makes me laugh in life.
  10. by   OCNRN63
    Here I thought we were reviewing the 5 main causes of post-operative fever (5 Ws).

    Carry on.
  11. by   showbizrn
    Lol!!!!!!
    I gave-up MED-SURG
    a loooooooonnnng time ago!
  12. by   Cisabel
    Quote from suburbiafeelsu
    Who the **** do you think I am?
    What the **** is that?
    When the **** is this pt arriving?
    Where the **** is my pen?
    Why the **** did they do that?
    Well this cracked me up!
  13. by   jaderook01
    OP- I like this. It's true. I am here solely because I want to be. I have kept up my certification from my first career (one from which I occasionally get calls asking me to come back). It definitely works when I'm having a rough shift to keep things in perspective.
  14. by   BSNbeDONE
    Quote from suburbiafeelsu
    Who the **** do you think I am?
    What the **** is that?
    When the **** is this pt arriving?
    Where the **** is my pen?
    Why the **** did they do that?
    Now this pretty much sums it up to the T...or should I say F?

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