1st Nursing Cartoon caption contest - win $100

[Brian]

nurses, it's your turn. put on your thinking caps, write the caption to this cartoon and have a chance to win $100.

after a week or so, we will repost it with the winning caption and credit given to the winning caption and the winner will get $100.

caption contest rules: to qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com. we welcome all of our guest to participate as well! it's simple to create an account.

join allnurses.com! it's free!

just post a reply below to share your caption idea, you can share many ideas, not just one :)

note: contest ended, winner posted here:

https://allnurses.com/about-nurse-nursing/doctor-barking-out-684016.html

[mzbree]

Say Jeff, I heard Dr. Newell celebrated his birthday last night. Must've had a dog gone good time!!!

[Fuzzy]

He failed vet school but he's a heck of a surgeon.

Fuzzy

[dc783]

Dog: "What are you lookin' at? It's not my fault the application had 'I'd rather not say' as an option under race!"

[Mbbeasley]

Man, Jeff wasn't kidding when he said they've been working him like a dog this week..

[Annachu512, BSN, RN]

"I know we're experiencing a nursing shortage but that's no reason for the schools to be going to the dogs.."

[Florence NightinFAIL, BSN, RN]

"When the manager said that nursing was so easy, even a dog could do it, I really thought she was joking!"

[jasong513]

nurses, it's your turn. put on your thinking caps, write the caption to this cartoon and have a chance to win $100.

after a week or so, we will repost it with the winning caption and credit given to the winning caption and the winner will get $100.

caption contest rules: to qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com. we welcome all of our guest to participate as well! it's simple to create an account.

join allnurses.com! it's free!

just post a reply below to share your caption idea, you can share many ideas, not just one :)

"hey bob! i'm guessing the new proctologist doesn't use gloves for patient evaluation."

[jasong513]

"Hey Bob! I think the new proctologist doesn't require gloves for patient evaluation."

[klyons6523]

"I know we're looking at creative ways to solve being so short-handed, but I really thought they would hire someone with actual hands..."

or,

"He's really great with the patients, but doesn't ever want to help give a b-a-t-h."

[CountyRat]

Look, I know that we're short-staffed tonight but . . . .

[ls66]

"John, have you met the new B**** I hired yesterday?" hahahahah.

[spotangel, DNP, RN, NP]

With all these budget cuts nursing has gone to the dogs!