"I only had one beer" cartoon

  1. 14 nurses, how many times have you heard this line?



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    Last edit by Joe V on Jan 31, '12
  2. Visit  Brian profile page

    About Brian, ADN

    Brian has '18+' year(s) of experience and specializes in 'CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele'. From 'Minnesota'; Joined Mar '98; Posts: 15,317; Likes: 16,333.

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  3. Visit  P_RN profile page
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    They were there when I got here, I swear.
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  4. Visit  VivaLasViejas profile page
    6
    Oh, those beers? I was just holding them for a friend!
    Brannray, sharpeimom, dorkiexcici, and 3 others like this.
  5. Visit  K+MgSO4 profile page
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    I don't drink alcohol.

    Or.........mother about her 17 year old daughter "she doesn't drink" She is a good girl while said good girl is hurling verbal abuse at the nurses and spitting. Mothers response "she is tired". Yeah right!
  6. Visit  thelema13 profile page
    2
    HAHA. Here it is "uno cerveza senor." I shut the door and let them sleep. And then the call bell rings non-stop because they are urinating their beer/bolus out and have the drunk munchies. No pain meds for your ETOH of 400+!
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  7. Visit  chevyv profile page
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    Quote from thelema13
    HAHA. Here it is "uno cerveza senor." I shut the door and let them sleep. And then the call bell rings non-stop because they are urinating their beer/bolus out and have the drunk munchies. No pain meds for your ETOH of 400+!

    "the drunk munchies"! Too funny but oh so true
    CIWA, Esme12, and sharpeimom like this.
  8. Visit  sharpeimom profile page
    3
    i remember it well!

    "i just had a couple..." or

    "i'm alcoholic so i can only drink beer." or

    "i don't remember where they came from. i'm going to <hurl> in just a ... <urp!>... second.


    oh! my poor shoes! they all had stains from recycled two buck chuck or waaaaaaay too much beer.
  9. Visit  GHGoonette profile page
    5
    I've been collecting cans for the recycler!
    LovedRN, dorkiexcici, linda535, and 2 others like this.
  10. Visit  apocatastasis profile page
    2
    Hilarious. Especially when you can smell it from the doorway... who do they think they're fooling? We all went to college (=)
    Tuesday17 and sharpeimom like this.
  11. Visit  ScottE profile page
    1
    Bringing back painful memories from psych clinicals.
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  12. Visit  classicdame profile page
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    do you really think you can achieve behavior modification through punishment? How does that prevent them from drinking? Is that part of standard nursing interventions?
  13. Visit  JBudd profile page
    2
    Back in the day when we were pumping stomachs on the attempted suicides every other night, on one fellow I was pumping out beer so fresh it was foaming in the tubes yechhhhhh
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  14. Visit  sharpeimom profile page
    3
    you mean it isn't supposed to foam in the tubing???!!! well, i'll be darned...
    chevyv, VivaLasViejas, and Esme12 like this.


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