"I only had one beer" cartoon

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  2. Nurses, how many times have you heard this line?

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    Last edit by Joe V on Jan 9, '16
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  3. 22 Comments

  4. by   P_RN
    They were there when I got here, I swear.
  5. by   VivaLasViejas
    Oh, those beers? I was just holding them for a friend!
  6. by   K+MgSO4
    I don't drink alcohol.

    Or.........mother about her 17 year old daughter "she doesn't drink" She is a good girl while said good girl is hurling verbal abuse at the nurses and spitting. Mothers response "she is tired". Yeah right!
  7. by   thelema13
    HAHA. Here it is "uno cerveza senor." I shut the door and let them sleep. And then the call bell rings non-stop because they are urinating their beer/bolus out and have the drunk munchies. No pain meds for your ETOH of 400+!
  8. by   chevyv
    Quote from thelema13
    HAHA. Here it is "uno cerveza senor." I shut the door and let them sleep. And then the call bell rings non-stop because they are urinating their beer/bolus out and have the drunk munchies. No pain meds for your ETOH of 400+!

    "the drunk munchies"! Too funny but oh so true
  9. by   sharpeimom
    i remember it well!

    "i just had a couple..." or

    "i'm alcoholic so i can only drink beer." or

    "i don't remember where they came from. i'm going to <hurl> in just a ... <urp!>... second.


    oh! my poor shoes! they all had stains from recycled two buck chuck or waaaaaaay too much beer.
  10. by   GHGoonette
    I've been collecting cans for the recycler!
  11. by   apocatastasis
    Hilarious. Especially when you can smell it from the doorway... who do they think they're fooling? We all went to college (=)
  12. by   AgentBeast
    Bringing back painful memories from psych clinicals.
  13. by   classicdame
    do you really think you can achieve behavior modification through punishment? How does that prevent them from drinking? Is that part of standard nursing interventions?
  14. by   JBudd
    Back in the day when we were pumping stomachs on the attempted suicides every other night, on one fellow I was pumping out beer so fresh it was foaming in the tubes yechhhhhh
  15. by   sharpeimom
    you mean it isn't supposed to foam in the tubing???!!! well, i'll be darned...

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