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"I only had one beer" cartoon

  1. "I only had one beer" cartoon - Image ID: 20583
  2. 14 Nurses, how many times have you heard this line?

    We would love to hear your comments, please share below!
    Last edit by Joe V on Jan 9, '16
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  3. 22 Comments

  4. Visit  P_RN profile page
    #1 2
    They were there when I got here, I swear.
  5. Visit  VivaLasViejas profile page
    #2 6
    Oh, those beers? I was just holding them for a friend!
  6. Visit  K+MgSO4 profile page
    #3 0
    I don't drink alcohol.

    Or.........mother about her 17 year old daughter "she doesn't drink" She is a good girl while said good girl is hurling verbal abuse at the nurses and spitting. Mothers response "she is tired". Yeah right!
  7. Visit  thelema13 profile page
    #4 2
    HAHA. Here it is "uno cerveza senor." I shut the door and let them sleep. And then the call bell rings non-stop because they are urinating their beer/bolus out and have the drunk munchies. No pain meds for your ETOH of 400+!
  8. Visit  chevyv profile page
    #5 3
    Quote from thelema13
    HAHA. Here it is "uno cerveza senor." I shut the door and let them sleep. And then the call bell rings non-stop because they are urinating their beer/bolus out and have the drunk munchies. No pain meds for your ETOH of 400+!

    "the drunk munchies"! Too funny but oh so true
  9. Visit  sharpeimom profile page
    #6 3
    i remember it well!

    "i just had a couple..." or

    "i'm alcoholic so i can only drink beer." or

    "i don't remember where they came from. i'm going to <hurl> in just a ... <urp!>... second.


    oh! my poor shoes! they all had stains from recycled two buck chuck or waaaaaaay too much beer.
  10. Visit  GHGoonette profile page
    #7 5
    I've been collecting cans for the recycler!
  11. Visit  apocatastasis profile page
    #8 2
    Hilarious. Especially when you can smell it from the doorway... who do they think they're fooling? We all went to college (=)
  12. Visit  AgentBeast profile page
    #9 1
    Bringing back painful memories from psych clinicals.
  13. Visit  classicdame profile page
    #10 0
    do you really think you can achieve behavior modification through punishment? How does that prevent them from drinking? Is that part of standard nursing interventions?
  14. Visit  JBudd profile page
    #11 2
    Back in the day when we were pumping stomachs on the attempted suicides every other night, on one fellow I was pumping out beer so fresh it was foaming in the tubes yechhhhhh
  15. Visit  sharpeimom profile page
    #12 3
    you mean it isn't supposed to foam in the tubing???!!! well, i'll be darned...

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