Young, Thin, and Cute New Hires

The management at my place of employment recently hired a group of nurses who are all youngish, slim, and physically attractive as a response to declining patient satisfaction scores. Is the solution working? We can only wait and see. Nurses Relations Article

My workplace, a freestanding specialty hospital owned by a for-profit corporation that operates multiple facilities across the United States, has been having recent troubles with low Press Ganey patient satisfaction scores. This does not bode well in an era where patient satisfaction scores are tied to Medicare reimbursement rates.

Patients typically complain on the survey forms about random issues such as the food, the semiprivate rooms, their loud roommates, and the aloof manner of some of the physicians. Some mention that nursing staff failed to keep them informed. Once in a blue moon a patient comments that the hospital employs too many 'foreign nurses' or has staff who cannot 'speak English.' Whatever.

To combat the chronically low patient satisfaction scores, the managerial staff implemented a mix of interventions which they believed would make patients and families feel more 'cared for.' Hourly rounds, bedside rounding at the change of shift, more scripting, and more smiles have been put into action without much positive effect on the Press Ganey scores.

"What was management's next solution?" you're probably wondering. Administration announced they were hiring good people who were more friendly, skilled, positive, and indicated during their interviews that they actually wanted to care for patients. Well, the latest new hires have initiated more questions than answers.

Where do I start? They are all youngish, ranging from early 20s to early 30s. They are all fairly slim, nicely shaped, and physically attractive. The most experienced new hire has about six years of nursing experience, while the remaining nurses have anywhere from one to three years under their belts. The majority have no acute care experience and are learning certain procedural skills for the very first time: starting peripheral IV access, administering blood, performing wound care, operating feeding tube pumps, and so forth.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not an 'old nurse' who is 'eating the young.' I am 32 years old with seven years of experience, and I had no acute care experience prior to taking a job at this facility several years ago. The new hires all have good personalities and are seemingly pleasant to work with. In addition, we all must start somewhere.

However, they are not necessarily more skilled or more eager to care for patients like management said they would be. Several of these nurses remain seated at the nurses station while staring into a smart phone as call lights are ringing. A few walk into patient rooms without employing basic relational skills such as knocking, introducing themselves, or explaining what they are planning to do. I'm not complaining; I'm merely observing.

Here are my thoughts on this issue. Rather than hire a mix of highly experienced and relatively inexperienced nurses, the managerial staff opted to save on labor costs by hiring younger nurses with a certain attractive look that patients and families might find appealing. They hired no new grads because, I assume, they did not want to spend the staggering amount of money on 3-month orientation periods. They hired no one with 15, 20, 25, or 30+ years of experience because human resources would be forced to offer highly experienced nurses a significantly higher rate of pay per the wage grid. They hired no nurses who were badly overweight, gray-haired, or outwardly appeared to have health problems that would drive up insurance costs. To presumably get the most bang for their buck, most of the new hires have between one and three years of experience.

How is this experiment turning out? We shall wait and see.

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I am still working at the same place of employment and have seen several managerial changes. Now that we've got another CNO, most of the new hires have been 'older' and somewhat experienced, although not in our specialty.

All the youngish, attractive hires from several years ago stuck around less than a year before moving on. It's been the nurses in their 50s who seem to have the lowest employee turnover rates in our facility. The nurses in their 20s and early 30s seem to get six months to one year of experience before leaving for seemingly greener pastures.

I am weakly entertaining the idea of looking for another job due to a myriad of reasons.

Ah the little experiment did not net the hoped-for result? Shocking. Maybe it's time to show some love for those "fat old" nurses now, seeing as the young, thin and pretty ones can hardly bother to stick around. After all, it's those old, fat nurses picking up the slack left by the lack of experience/loyalty by the eye candy who move on to bigger and better things........but then.....

But then again, nursing, as well as many careers, hardly rewards competence, experience and loyalty any more. Not when you can have "eye candy" of a "nice boy/ girl" bring you your damn coffee! Priorities!

LMDAO.

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Since this thread has been resurrected from a slumber, I will provide an update. I no longer work at this facility. I left direct patient care in late 2015 and hope to not look back anytime soon.

I am still working at the same place of employment and have seen several managerial changes. Now that we've got another CNO, most of the new hires have been 'older' and somewhat experienced, although not in our specialty.

All the youngish, attractive hires from several years ago stuck around less than a year before moving on. It's been the nurses in their 50s who seem to have the lowest employee turnover rates in our facility. The nurses in their 20s and early 30s seem to get six months to one year of experience before leaving for seemingly greener pastures.

I am weakly entertaining the idea of looking for another job due to a myriad of reasons.

When I was first hired I was young, cute and thin. Then nursing took a toll on me😫😫😫😫😫😂😂😂😂.

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I'm not jealous by any stretch of the imagination. I mentioned that the group of new hires ranges from early 20s to early 30s. I am in my early 30s, so I am in the same age range of some of these newly hired nurses. Jealousy is not the synonym of observation.

I do not need an attitude adjustment, but your suggestion was certainly appreciated. I get along with this group of newly hired nurses wonderfully and appreciate the help that they will contribute to ease our staffing issues once they begin to come off orientation.

There are masses of 40+ year-old newer RNs who changed careers or are late-entry nurses in the large metro area where I live, yet management hired no newer middle-aged nurses with one to three years of experience.

Some people seem to have missed my point, which is that units need a healthy mix of experience and inexperience. Then again, some people are dramatic 'offendonistas' who purposely seek to become offended when no offense was intended.

In the original post, I did not hear Commuter bashing young people, attractive people or new grads. I didn't hear any bashing at all. What I took was that her employer decided to boost the Press-Ganey scores by hiring strictly for looks. And that it turned out exactly as one would expect: some of the young beautiful things are really great nurses; others - not so much.

Other than in the fashion industry, hiring strictly for looks is generally a poor business practice. It'll boost the Press-Ganey scores about as much as hanging great art on the walls.

And then the bash-fest ensued. "I'm young and beautiful and clever and can do everything anyone else can do except for the grammar thingy". "We're fed up with the old bats bullying us!" etc etc.

Meanwhile, facility managements keep doing what they do. They'll throw endless sums of money at everything but solving the real problem. When they're chronically short-staffed and the staff they do have are inexperienced and have no mentors, those winning smiles aren't going to be enough.

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Yeah, well, I started out young and thin but 4 years of nursing school, 3 years of being an NAC, and 6 years of being a nurse have taken a toll on me.

I've gained twenty pounds, have a bad back and knees, and despite running half marathons every few months, I feel woefully out of shape.

But hell, I'm a way better nurse now than when I was young and thin and at least I rarely get hit on by creepy patients now. Plus, I make more $$. There are perks to aging.

"When I was first hired I was young, cute and thin. Then nursing took a toll on me." I look younger than my actual age is because of being cute and thin. When they found out I've been working to get into the nursing program, they all wished for me to be accepted, and others prayed for me. Now, I'm in the program. Funny! They want me to catch up with them!

Yeah, well, I started out young and thin but 4 years of nursing school, 3 years of being an NAC, and 6 years of being a nurse have taken a toll on me.

I've gained twenty pounds, have a bad back and knees, and despite running half marathons every few months, I feel woefully out of shape.

But hell, I'm a way better nurse now than when I was young and thin and at least I rarely get hit on by creepy patients now. Plus, I make more $$. There are perks to aging.

I'm looking forward to that peaceful life. I get creepy guys here and there when I'm not at work, too. Lol.