Young, Thin, and Cute New Hires

The management at my place of employment recently hired a group of nurses who are all youngish, slim, and physically attractive as a response to declining patient satisfaction scores. Is the solution working? We can only wait and see. Nurses Relations Article

My workplace, a freestanding specialty hospital owned by a for-profit corporation that operates multiple facilities across the United States, has been having recent troubles with low Press Ganey patient satisfaction scores. This does not bode well in an era where patient satisfaction scores are tied to Medicare reimbursement rates.

Patients typically complain on the survey forms about random issues such as the food, the semiprivate rooms, their loud roommates, and the aloof manner of some of the physicians. Some mention that nursing staff failed to keep them informed. Once in a blue moon a patient comments that the hospital employs too many 'foreign nurses' or has staff who cannot 'speak English.' Whatever.

To combat the chronically low patient satisfaction scores, the managerial staff implemented a mix of interventions which they believed would make patients and families feel more 'cared for.' Hourly rounds, bedside rounding at the change of shift, more scripting, and more smiles have been put into action without much positive effect on the Press Ganey scores.

"What was management's next solution?" you're probably wondering. Administration announced they were hiring good people who were more friendly, skilled, positive, and indicated during their interviews that they actually wanted to care for patients. Well, the latest new hires have initiated more questions than answers.

Where do I start? They are all youngish, ranging from early 20s to early 30s. They are all fairly slim, nicely shaped, and physically attractive. The most experienced new hire has about six years of nursing experience, while the remaining nurses have anywhere from one to three years under their belts. The majority have no acute care experience and are learning certain procedural skills for the very first time: starting peripheral IV access, administering blood, performing wound care, operating feeding tube pumps, and so forth.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not an 'old nurse' who is 'eating the young.' I am 32 years old with seven years of experience, and I had no acute care experience prior to taking a job at this facility several years ago. The new hires all have good personalities and are seemingly pleasant to work with. In addition, we all must start somewhere.

However, they are not necessarily more skilled or more eager to care for patients like management said they would be. Several of these nurses remain seated at the nurses station while staring into a smart phone as call lights are ringing. A few walk into patient rooms without employing basic relational skills such as knocking, introducing themselves, or explaining what they are planning to do. I'm not complaining; I'm merely observing.

Here are my thoughts on this issue. Rather than hire a mix of highly experienced and relatively inexperienced nurses, the managerial staff opted to save on labor costs by hiring younger nurses with a certain attractive look that patients and families might find appealing. They hired no new grads because, I assume, they did not want to spend the staggering amount of money on 3-month orientation periods. They hired no one with 15, 20, 25, or 30+ years of experience because human resources would be forced to offer highly experienced nurses a significantly higher rate of pay per the wage grid. They hired no nurses who were badly overweight, gray-haired, or outwardly appeared to have health problems that would drive up insurance costs. To presumably get the most bang for their buck, most of the new hires have between one and three years of experience.

How is this experiment turning out? We shall wait and see.

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Sheesh!!! I was just asking as a reminder. I didn't mean it to be a smart "butt." Honestly I never ever said nobody couldn't respond to that. So lets not make assumptions. All I asked was of it was him/her I was asking the language question to. It was pages and pages ago I don't remember.

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Studies have proven that more attractive people are thought to be more competent. Perhaps this is why.

To hire those in shape brings a whole slew of benefits from a business standpoint; lower health insurance, less injury, shows patients health is important to nurse.. etc;

Wow...id really enjoy reading these studies. Are they wikipedia studies? Because wikipedia also is telling me my bloody nose a week ago is from an aneurysm and I should have been dead um...7 or 8 days ago?

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Sheesh!!! I was just asking as a reminder. I didn't mean it to be a smart "butt." Honestly I never ever said nobody couldn't respond to that. So lets not make assumptions. All I asked was of it was him/her I was asking the language question to. It was pages and pages ago I don't remember.
Okay, sounds cool with me. No hard feelings here. :up:
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I still don't understand how better looking nurses will boost satisfaction. Have you ever looked at those questions they ask? It never asks "are you satisfied with having a cute, young nurse?" Or anything related. Perhaps professionalism but that isn't the same thing.

I know, right? Personally, I'd rather have an older, motherly nurse. When I delivered in my own L&D unit, and I was able to pick my own nurse for my labor, I chose one of the older ladies who had 2 decades of experience. She's a little plump, has 5 grown kids, and is one of the best nurses I know. I didn't pick her for her looks, I picked her for her rock-steady personality and experience. Same things I used to choose my OB.

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Studies have proven that more attractive people are thought to be more competent. Perhaps this is why.

To hire those in shape brings a whole slew of benefits from a business standpoint; lower health insurance, less injury, shows patients health is important to nurse.. etc;

I think this is exactly the thought process of some of our upper management in choosing these younger hires. In my area, as elsewhere in the U.S., many facilities do not hire those who use tobacco because of the costs. Ironically, many of our decision makers are AARP eligible, sedentary, martini drinkers! My last director was practically a chain smoker! She has since retired.

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I don't care what you look like. Just be nice to me and don't kill me. Yay

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I don't care what you look like. Just be nice to me and don't kill me. Yay

^this! :-)

I know who I would want for a nurse for myself or a loved one and it isn't the nurse who think bedside nursing is just a stepping stone to something "better". I want someone who has developed life skills such as critical thinking, multi tasking, decision making, for example ColoradoRocky.

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This thread has gone nuts!

As a relatively new nurse with roughly 4.5 years of experience, I will say that a good mix of new and old is definitely preferable. Not to say that having all newer staff is bad (I worked night shift with a group of nurses who mostly had less than 3 years experience, with 1-2 who had more, and everything went SO well with this bunch). But yea, when the poop hits the fan I'm more likely to run to the nurse with 20+ years under her belt than I am to go to the new grad with 256 different certifications but hasn't had a chance to put any of them to practice.

As the wise Confucius said 'I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand.' Give me a nurse who has done and understands, anytime lol.

BTW, its been real entertaining to see those who have taken this thread so personally. If you are young, thin and pretty, good for you. If you are also a good nurse, all the better. A wise person would understand that this thread has not been about generalizing. Not all cute, young, thin new grads are simpering fools who sit at the nurses' station playing on their smart phones, who have no manners, etc. What does make you look like a fool is coming online and bristling and getting defensive about it. 'Methinks the lady doth protest too much!' :whistling:

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^this! :-)

^I second THIS!!! :)

I don't care what you look like. Just be nice to me and don't kill me. Yay

I third this :)

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