masturbating. I know it's a fact of life but I'm completely grossed out. I was just doing my hourly rounding. Behind the curtain all I could see was his legs shaking, looked like he was having a seizure so I rushed over to the bed. What a surprise for the both of us. Feeling like I need to go shower right now.
I was doing an admission sheet on a guy in a hospital that had a "Reproductive Health" on the forms in the packet.
Question 32 Are you sexually active? Pt. "Well I used to be nearly every night, until I lost my thumb in a car accident."
Mammals can be sooooooo inappriate. I guess I am lucky- I have had lots of patient's in the bathroom when I go in for something- but thank-God they had the courtesy to hide IF that's what was up! (no pun intended) And, 50% of what they do in that bathroom is NONE of my business, . . .
However it does create a "Risk for Falls R/T . . . I'm going to leave that to the imagination!
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