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  1. Aug 5, '12 by
    Why do you say "I will go AMA" like it's a threat? You are a pain in my *** and my day will be so much better if you go. Please, leave and don't come back. Here is your paper. I printed it out just in case!
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Aug 16, '12 : Reason: Language
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  2. Aug 5, '12 by
    Quote from nayrn
    why do you say "i will go ama" like it's a threat? you are a pain in my *** and my day will be so much better if you go. please, leave and don't come back. here is your paper. i printed it out just in case!
    and i brought four pens, too -- just in case the first three are out of ink, you'll still be able to sign your name on the ama paper!
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Aug 16, '12
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  3. Aug 5, '12 by
    No your baby does not have RSV just because she sneezed. HOW is it possible that you don't even know how to change a diaper or feed a baby a bottle? Have you never even been around a child? And even if you really don't know how to do this stuff, don't you think it would have been a good idea to take a class BEFORE the baby was born? That way, you might not look like you are dumber than dirt.
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  4. Aug 5, '12 by
    Do you people EVER SLEEP????
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  5. Aug 6, '12 by
    Quote from DeLanaHarvickWannabe
    Do you people EVER SLEEP????
    They are up all night and sleep all day LOL
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  6. Aug 7, '12 by
    Quote from DeLanaHarvickWannabe
    Do you people EVER SLEEP????
    Do you people ever BATHE?
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  7. Asst. Admin
    Aug 7, '12 by
    YOu guys are killing me!
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  8. Aug 7, '12 by
    Quote from nrsang97

    I have had to say this too. Why do people think they can just touch stuff? I don't just walk into a restaurant and go put my order in on the computer at Chili's.
    Lol love it!
  9. Aug 7, '12 by
    "No, I can not give your friend any medication for heartburn. No, I can not give her your prescribed PRN Mylanta. There is a CVS right down the street with all sorts of antacids waiting for her!"
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  10. Guide
    Aug 8, '12 by
    Quote from gitanorn
    ...sometimes they don't realize by them touching the equipment or fooling around with any medical machine, they give us more work to do on account of their good intentions
    ... or that they can kill somebody!
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