Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it. - Page 233

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  1. Nov 24, '11 by
    Your tears are not moving me. You are being manipulative and I am not going to play your game.
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    Nov 24, '11 by
    Quote from Poi Dog
    Your tears are not moving me. You are being manipulative and I am not going to play your game.
    Poi, you cruel and heartless nurse, you! Don't you know we nurses are supposed to be angels of compassion?!?!?!
    RHC81, joanna73, Poi Dog, and 5 others like this.
  3. Nov 24, '11 by
    I've decided to take time off from being an angel and am going to be an angle instead - hard, pointy and unyielding. Who's with me ?!
    rammstein, JZ_RN, RHC81, and 21 others like this.
  4. Nov 24, '11 by
    To the family member at bedside that watches me and is SO sugary sweet while I'm in the room, and talks about how wonderful I am, ect then before I can even get the door closed, she changes her tune and says "can u believe this nurse?? She's _____ (pick all or any of - lazy, mean, fat, slow, and on and on.)

    No, there's not a vapor lock before I even cross the threshold - just because I have my back turned doesn't mean I can't hear you. Geeeezz!

    Anne, RNC
    carolmaccas66, frenchfroggyRN, maelstrom143, and 3 others like this.
  5. Nov 24, '11 by
    You need a shower. BAD!!

    Oh, you need cleaned up after you pee'd? Ok, but no moaning and shuttering when I clean your vagina this time, telling me to 'take your time'. I'm not a man-whore at these wages.
    JZ_RN, tenjuna, maelstrom143, and 9 others like this.
  6. Nov 24, '11 by
    Quote from parumph
    You need a shower. BAD!!

    Oh, you need cleaned up after you pee'd? Ok, but no moaning and shuttering when I clean your vagina this time, telling me to 'take your time'. I'm not a man-whore at these wages.
    EWWWWWW!!!!
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  7. Nov 24, '11 by
    Quote from parumph
    You need a shower. BAD!!

    Oh, you need cleaned up after you pee'd? Ok, but no moaning and shuttering when I clean your vagina this time, telling me to 'take your time'. I'm not a man-whore at these wages.

    Amen!!!!!

    Anne
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  8. Nov 24, '11 by
    Quote from talaxandra
    I've decided to take time off from being an angel and am going to be an angle instead - hard, pointy and unyielding. Who's with me ?!
    OK, sounds like a plan to me! And I can put on my "Boston-Subway-Face" which will drive-home the POINT!
    That's the facial expression which is (correctly) interpreted as meaning: "Don't even THINK of messing with me!"
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  9. Nov 25, '11 by
    Quote from Elvish
    Poi, you cruel and heartless nurse, you! Don't you know we nurses are supposed to be angels of compassion?!?!?!
    I am a heartless CNA
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  10. Nov 28, '11 by
    Real classy of you to yell at me from across the hall and tell me to get the f in your room now and rearrange your pillows. I am glad that I had a coworker nearby to bear witness to your banshee-like behavior.
    JZ_RN, maelstrom143, joanna73, and 3 others like this.