Things you wish you could say to your co-workers... - page 10

Ugh! Feeling a little frustrated today with some other newbie nurses (I am one myself). As part of orientation, we have several tasks that we have to complete and classes to attend. I find them... Read More

  1. by   squeakykitty
    Quote from queenjean
    To M on my shift: I swear to G*d if you huff and sigh one more time I will not be reponsible for my actions. It might get ugly.


    And I swear to G*d, whoever is drinking my soda out of the staff fridge, despite it being clearly marked, if I find out who you are, you might soon be sleeping with the fishes. In any case, I think I am going to get some prank cans of soda, and let you have at it. Enjoy spending the night in the crapper after you drink my castor oil laced soda.

    I also want to let you know, when I put up that sign on the fridge that said I spit in all my food before I put it into the fridge, I wasn't kidding. Hope you enjoyed my sputum on that lentil bean and rice casserole.
    I hate the huffing and sighing thing myself.
    As for people getting into my food---I would make this "special" sandwich--with a lot of habenero peppers. Those will take a layer of skin off the tongue. They are the hottest ones I know in the produce section, and I can remove them from the sandwich before I eat it.
    Last edit by squeakykitty on May 22, '07
  2. by   scaredofshots
    As a nursing student in preceptorship... I do not care to hear about your sex life, sex toys, or boyfriend. I find it very unprofessional to see you talking about your coworkers and I don't care to join your gosip group! I am here to learn and don't really care about you at all. I just want to learn what I can then get the heck out of here and try to study for my next exam.
  3. by   JessicRN
    Just because you have been here 19 years since you graduated and I have been here only 3 with 28 years experience total does not make you better then me and does not give you the right to treat me like a new grad.

    Just because you have been here 19 years if it is not in the policy I am not doing it. I do not care that you do it all the time.
  4. by   General E. Speaking, RN
    Seriously, are you just here for a paycheck?
  5. by   squeakykitty
    Just a little message to those who talk about your sex life at work---

    There are 2 types of people in your listening audience.
    1. The majority who don't care to hear it.
    2. The few who are interested, are WAY too interested, and they're enjoying it a little TOO much.
    Last edit by squeakykitty on Apr 23, '07
  6. by   jill48
    Quote from squeakykitty
    Just a little message to those who talk about your sex life at work---

    There are 2 types of people in your listening audience.
    1. The majority who don't care to hear it.
    2. The few who are interested, are WAY too interested, and they're enjoying it a little TOO much.
    Ewww.
  7. by   CseMgr1
    one week from today will be my last day at work. and per johnny paycheck's legendary song, i would just love to holler as i walk out the door for the last time:

    [font="comic sans ms"]take this job and shove it!
  8. by   DutchgirlRN
    You are dishonest and that makes you a poor excuse for a nurse. What goes around comes around.

    That felt good!
  9. by   queen90018
    I hate that. And yet, when given report, if you choose to "see for yourself", they look at you like, DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
    But it goes back to values. Since I value my license, I would rather chart my own findings. I can't tell you how many times my charting differs from what was given in report.
  10. by   NorthpoleRN
    It's pretty annoying and I would definately say something. There's a time and a place for everything.
  11. by   TrudyRN
    Quote from Agnus
    Oh boy! don't they realize equal means the right is equal in size to the left. One eye can not be equal it takes two, Baby.
    That was my thought, too.
  12. by   canoehead
    Experience is measured in more than years.
  13. by   SmilingBluEyes
    Please, do not pass gas in front of us at the nurses' station and simply say "woops" after we all gag in the wake of your disgusting, nasty green cloud. The freaking bathroom is 20 feet away, pig, please, USE IT! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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