The Mockery of Nursing - page 8

Just a bit ago the top three threads involved: 1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse? 2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse? 3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse. Not much left to... Read More

  1. by   just keep swimming
    Quote from That Guy
    LORD OF THE RINGS!

    For added LOTR amusement go to google maps and type in the shire as your location and mordor as your destination. You have to click on the walking icon too. Make sure to read the warning.
    Hmmm...not working. And I was all excited too! Oh well, guess I should take these kids to get their hair cut anyway...have fun guys!
  2. by   Guttercat
    Being late to this party makes me sad.

    But holy shizzle there are some brilliant posts in here!
  3. by   nurse_kimbo
    It just worked for me. The warning is at the very beginning. Cute!
  4. by   OCNRN63
    Quote from OwlieO.O
    Interesting enough, maybe these people are terribly sincere and wish to better themselves. Do not be so quick to judge, when you have faults as well. My mother was terribly dyslexic, and she got her baccalaureate in dental hygiene all while taking care of me as a single parent, and graduated at the top of her class! Now she is a great dental hygienist. She's part of my inspiration to graduate from college.

    People who get DUIs made a mistake. Some learn from their mistake and change.

    Some people are dumb, but that doesn't mean they can't get smarter.

    So someone failed a lot. Righteous is the man or woman who falls 7 times and gets back up again.
    I have to disagree with you on the DUI. It's not a mistake, it's a choice. A really stupid choice that has the potential to kill innocent people. We had a mother in our area who burned to death in her car after an MVA caused by a drunk driver, who, of course, came away from the accident unscathed.

    I'm not going to discuss my feelings about multiple swings at the NCLEX ball. I've made my feelings plain on that on more than one thread.
  5. by   That Guy
    Quote from Guttercat
    If you'd ever read my thread regarding the rampant use of poor grammar and punctuation, you'd know it was intentional irony, and echoing what Wooh posted.

    And btw, "your a idiot" is a widely used internet meme.


    Your a idiot to.

    I take offense to this and am reporting you to the mods. How dare you insult me!!!!

    since you know your memes
    [Insert Rage Guy Here]
  6. by   the_london_sky
    My favorite is: "I am a pre nursing student who just started on prereqs. How much does a CRNA make a year? What do you do with all that money"

    How about we get INTO nursing school first......
  7. by   BrandonLPN
    I'm a new grad LPN who wants to work in Labor and delivery or the ICU.

    I could never work in LTC.
  8. by   Guttercat
    Quote from That Guy
    I take offense to this and am reporting you to the mods. How dare you insult me!!!!

    since you know your memes
    [Insert Rage Guy Here]


    U insultid me furst.

    and you probably hate new grads too and dont care about yoyur patience. I hope you are never my nuse. You obviously dont care and judge everyone!

    >insert Beevis here<
  9. by   Poi Dog
    can i where scrubz 2 da interview...i toadally look hott in dem!!!!!111!!!!! wut bout heelz (blk or blu?)

    mayb a dr will swept me offa my heelz.

    plz advices.



    (hot mezz)
    Last edit by Poi Dog on Feb 14, '12
  10. by   lindarn
    An LPN cannot work in Labor and Delivery or in ICU. Their education and scope make it so.

    I know that there are areas that do utilize LPNs in ICU, but that is a short sided decision. I would never work with an LPN in ICU, who has a patient assignment, and have my own assignment to be responsible for.

    Too much responsibilty and accountability for me and my license.

    JMHO and my NY $0.02.
    Lindarn, RN, BSN, CCRN
    Somewhere in the PACNW
  11. by   That Guy
    Quote from Poi Dog
    can i where scrubz 2 da interview...i toadally look hott in dem. wut bout heelz (blk or blu?)

    mayb a dr will swept me offa my heelz.

    plz advices.



    (hot mezz)
  12. by   Guttercat
    Quote from Poi Dog

    mayb a dr will swept me offa my heelz.

    plz advices.



    (hot mezz)

    The "would you will you could you have you want to" date a doctor threads...

    ...if I click on them, I make sure I have been NPO for at least two hours.
  13. by   AgentBeast
    plez hlp. i need hlp chosing betwen 2 schols which one shud i go 2?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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