NETY - Not A Myth

Nurses Relations

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So, we now have confirmation that nurses do in-fact eat their young. The link will bring you to my source, a website with an impeccable reputation for reporting the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Tragedy at St. Mary's Hospital as Nurse Tries to Eat Another Nurse - GomerBlog

"Hopewell was being transferred to the downtown prison, but could be heard yelling, “It’s part of the nursing culture! You need me to teach these millennials! You can’t handle the truth!”

I'm laughing.. seriously laughing at this.. Thanks I needed it today! :lol2:

SionainnRN

914 Posts

Specializes in Emergency Room, Trauma ICU.

I personally find new grads delicious, especially with a tasty cocktail in hand!

RNIBCLC

357 Posts

Specializes in Maternity.

Ha ha! Don't forget the side of red jello!

Ruas61, BSN, RN

1,368 Posts

Specializes in MDS/ UR.

Been done on the Walking Dead last season....

Ruby Vee, BSN

17 Articles; 14,030 Posts

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.

Should have had a beverage alert!

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Eeushie! New grads are why I became vegetarian; it's that combination of fear, sweat and adrenaline....it taints the meat.

nurseprnRN, BSN, RN

1 Article; 5,114 Posts

But now we know. Ruby, I guess you and I have been wrong all these years.

So maybe ... pass the marinara?

jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B

9 Articles; 4,800 Posts

But now we know. Ruby, I guess you and I have been wrong all these years.

So maybe ... pass the marinara?

And I shall bring the garlic bread, salad, and red wine......a few bottles... ;-)

Altra, BSN, RN

6,255 Posts

Specializes in Emergency & Trauma/Adult ICU.

Love, love, LOVE GomerBlog.

Specializes in Dialysis.

Yummy!

nurseshellyRN

162 Posts

Specializes in School Nurse.

Poor Britanie Osborne, sounds like she didn't make it.

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