If Nursing were a movie, here are the characters ...

Nurses, patients, MDs

WARNING : THIS IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT. In fact, it's likely to offend quite a few people who may have no sense of humor.


NURSES

"Know it all" Nancy: just like her nickname, knows everything. Cuts you off in report, doesn't let you finish, and is condescending

"Aging" Anna: very experienced nurse but has reached a point in her career where it may do everyone a favor to retire (sorry!) or take up a different nursing area...seems to take the most and longest breaks

MDs

Dr.McFlirty Pants: middle aged Md that flirts with nearly every attractive/semi attractive health care provider under the same hospital roof

Dr.Whenwillyouretire: the name explains it. Enjoy your retirement!

Dr. Downtoearth: awesome MD with great patient care. Works well with nearly everyone. Easily approachable. A rare find.

Dr.Handsome: smart, handsome, nice. And married (of course!).

Patients

"Pain seeking" Pam: Dilaudid with benadryl IVP q4h ON THE DOT! any later, s/he will report you to admin!!

That's all i have now but theres plenty more fo sho. That's all i have now as well as all the patience i have typing all this on my phone...