A MURSE you say? Could that be because the program Scrubs
opened this mursy can of worms. Do guys really prefer this nickname?
If so how about Gyurse, or maybe NursMan, or maybe NurFella.
Boys I hate to tell you but you will be a Nurse. Nurse-non gender specific-and not something you will want to joke about.
Oh and I've just about quit with ER, I think the turning points were Abby's premie all of a sudden becoming a 10# baby, and Sam shooting her sob ex in cold blood (even though I cheered for her at the time.) JMHO