Conversation Between Roy Fokker and Honnête et Sérieux

LOL. Here's another good one (albeit a non-O'Rourke one):
"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers

When it comes to O' Rourke, it is difficult to nail down a favorite for me. I've just conceded that I am a part of the masses who continue to make O'Rourke the most "quoted" person on the internet!

Speaking of P.J.O'Rourke, my favorite quote by Mr. O'Rourke (in reference to the American judiciary) is: "We have created a system in which 9 people are presumed to be smarter than 300 million".