jae501

jae501 has 14 years experience and specializes in Tele, MedSurg, SNF/LTC/AL, Wound Care.

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1. Afraid of loosing my job

   jae501 replied to Katniss88's topic in General Nursing

   There are was to "play the game" and keep your integrity. I was terminated from a job a year ago because, I have this "attitude problem" that causes me to be a patient advocate and stand up for what is right by my patients and staff and not what is i...

2. Funny things patients say !

   jae501 replied to TAM's topic in Humor

   'Bob' was one of the cute little old 92 year old men, big ears, balding head and glasses that were now too big for his face- 'Bob' liked to try to get out of his wheelchair and walk... even though he couldn't, and even with a tab alarm (that he was a...

3. Funny things patients say !

   jae501 replied to TAM's topic in Humor

   Thank goodness I found this thread tonight because I have the most perfect thing to add to it! Pt: *calls nurses* "Hello there, are you there?" CN: Yes? Good evening? How may I help you? Pt: "Oh I'm just so constipated! Please bring me some eye dro...

4. 10 Worst Employee Excuses For Missing Work

   jae501 replied to sharpeimom's topic in Humor

   I've always wanted to JUST ONCE call in and when they ask 'Why?' say "I have anal glaucoma"... But, seeing as I don't call out, and, my current employer is pretty OK, I don't see that happening anytime soon- But one day, oh yes, One.Day... (cue evil ...

5. What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

   jae501 replied to nirvana1's topic in Humor

   I worked with a doc named Dwayne Pool... Yeah, he had heard that a time or two.

6. What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

   jae501 replied to nirvana1's topic in Humor

   I have worked with a Dr. who went by her middle name as her first- Storm. Pretty kick-ass name (she was a pretty kick-ass Dr too). Also, have come across the following: Scholastica, Tequlia, Tequila Sunrise, Doddy, Bunni, Mint (Armentia, which I find...