Rnnonami

Rnnonami has 16 years experience.

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1. Anyone with Google can be a nurse

   Rnnonami replied to Rnnonami's topic in General Nursing

   That's exactly my concern. Same in my state.

2. Anyone with Google can be a nurse

   Rnnonami posted a topic in General Nursing

   That was a phrase one of my boss's actually said out loud in a team meeting about a year ago. It was really disheartening to hear that at the time because I was really enjoying my role within the company, in which most of my team was comprised of so...

3. October 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

   Rnnonami replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   Nurse: Doctor, this patient came in extremely violent and mumbling some incoherent words but he has no pulse, no respirations, no blood pressure and a temperature of zero... Doctor: Send him up to the Psych Unit, STAT!

4. June 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

   Rnnonami replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   If all Bloops are Razzies and all Razzies are Lazzies, then all Bloops are definitely Lazzies, right?

5. 8th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

   Rnnonami replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   Yes, sir... Uh, I believe a baritonellosis is another term for Cat Scratch Fever which is clearly evident on your chest and swollen lymph nodes...

6. June 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

   Rnnonami replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   "Now, doctor... I told you it wasn't a good idea to follow me around just to see what we do all day! Perhaps you could take what everyone else in the hospital calls a "break...?"

7. June 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

   Rnnonami replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   Newbies... You look exhausted at only 4 hours in!

8. June 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

   Rnnonami replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   "I know the family asked for the doctor in charge, but perhaps they would rather hear from someone that actually hears what's going on..."

9. June 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

   Rnnonami replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   I apologize doctor, but I do believe your hearing has gone from selective to near deaf. Perhaps it is time to consider retirement?

10. June 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Rnnonami replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

    Yes, sir. I am sorry to say, your heart is that enlarged due to your emphysema from smoking.